Mike Kupari 🚀💥

Today is release day for TWIN STAR, my latest from @BaenBooks! Available in ebook and trade paperback! Links in the subsequent comments to avoid algorithmic throttling.

@DaddyWarpig If the ad isn’t fake the tits are

They say this is a fake ad, which breaks my heart. Can you believe people will do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

@WASPmexicano He’s mad at puppets

“May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants—while everyone shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree & there shall be none to make him afraid.” — Washington to the Jews of Newport

What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your American Retard with cheese

Odds are good that any story about the West "overthrowing a democratically-elected leader" is totalitarian propaganda. Pretty much any time you dig, that's what you find.

Another banger from my favorite authoritarian academic, my boy Adrian. He hates freedom, he hates guns, he loves the administrative state, and he wants a king to rule over him. Would have been a loyalist during the Revolution and should be chucked in the harbor with the tea.

We need to use the Defense Production Act to rapidly manufacture enough lockers to stuff these nerds into. (Not include Aelf. He's a good guy you leave him alone.)

Oh, you think AI is impressive? I’m teaching my dog to shitpost.

Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Soy Lexmark versus the Chad Hewitt-Packard

Today is release day for TWIN STAR, my latest from @BaenBooks! Available in ebook and trade paperback! Links in the subsequent comments to avoid algorithmic throttling.

@TheCatholicEngr @OVTweetmarck Me, on other hand…let’s just say I was on the Bomb Squad, not the Math Squad.

@RocketPulpHack @OVTweetmarck Tweetman is actually really good at math. He got some answers faster than me

Pros: Loving Beautiful Pious Brilliant Funny A prodigy at cooking Cons: Her idea of fun was doing practice SAT math questions, no clue where that came from

Penny, look out!

@ingelramdecoucy @beyondreasdoubt @jarvis_best Imagine trying to contextualize Will Stancil. "...and then Grok, the AI chatbot Elon Musk named after a concept from one of Robert Heinlein's worse books, threatened to rape him."

@beyondreasdoubt @jarvis_best This is why I never try to explain Twitter goings-on to my wife

“So he’s some kind of lawyer but he’s also bizarrely obsessed with hockey and does these roast threads on states that are playing the Colorado Avalanche. Anyways, he did one one roasting Minnesota but they don’t have a sense of humor so now there’s a Minnesotan fatwa out on him “

Okay, here's my idea: you need to fight philosophy with philosophy. When someone engages in annoying philosophical wankery, I want to send up the Aelf Signal, and then you go fight them. I don't mean "engage in philosophical debate" I mean you drive to their house, wrestle them to submission, and then stuff them into a locker. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

@RocketPulpHack Like Plato, I wrestled, so I’m the one who stuffs people into lockers!