Rodriguez Fruitbat

MERMANIAC An alcoholic merman goes on a rampage when a resort town prepares for a lakeside bikini contest. #ScreenPit #HoCo #Fea #CFin #SRV

@TimNorthburg @AnFarzin @KaydenTokarski @scriptcat @DannyManus @SAROVICTOR11 @VivienJastrzeb @BogeyGuyC @ThisisKaia @FrankHays12 @maximum_z @Jameskingkingy @BenJohnson2018 @spyderdobro Thanks Tim! What a great group to be included in. I do miss all my amazing connections on here.

Shout out to some of my X friends and mentors. All the best in 2024! @AnFarzin @KaydenTokarski @scriptcat @DannyManus @SAROVICTOR11 @VivienJastrzeb @BogeyGuyC @ThisisKaia @FrankHays12 @RodriguezFruit @maximum_z @Jameskingkingy @BenJohnson2018 @spyderdobro

As my Twitter profile gasps its last dying breaths, I leave screenwriting wisdom: - Horror scripts = 93 pages - More sparkly in Act 2 - Always include “You just don’t get it, do you?” - Use “…” everywhere - intro villains as “hot but don’t know it” - post some dog pix

@LedinTim The wheel of spam keep a turnin’

@RodriguezFruit lol i just click not interested and wait to see what the wheel of spam send next to my feed lol

The universe is shouting at me “you have no future in writing” but my secret weapon is an inability to pay attention.

@LedinTim You probably just missed my tweet amongst the flood of sponsored posts.

@RodriguezFruit huh? what? did you say something? sorry wasnt paying attention lol

@JocelynPalmer92 Now you’re just describing me…HooHooowaahahah.

@RodriguezFruit Hot villains that don't know they're hot are very, very important. Bonus points for strangely alluring evil laugh.

@Derrick_Sco They fight dirty

@RodriguezFruit Be careful, that's a rough crowd.

Screenwriting was fun, but maybe I should switch to tweeting pithy commentary on trying to break into the gardening scene instead.

Book review of my new novel: “It’s really raunchy. I’m surprised by how raunchy it is.” - my father in law

@CreatingWithInk Ooh, that is a solid list! Does wishful thinking fit in anywhere?

@RodriguezFruit Here's my tier list on how to sell books/scripts 1. Already famous 2. Good friends with someone famous 3. Rich 4. Good friends with someone rich 5. Lucky 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Unbelievable amounts of hard work, dedication and sacrifice.

Which is a better strategy to sell more books - a targeted online advertising campaign, or a well-timed miracle?

@LedinTim The future of cinema is taking shape before our very eyes

@RodriguezFruit make sure you main character is ryan mcpartlin and the dog is peaches and his love interest is sarah m lancaster and the visiting family is zach levi and yvonne strahovski a nice christmas movie i love it ill even offer to help free of charge :)

I should just write something commercial. Like a Christmas romantic comedy starring a quirky dog who is a detective or something.

@Thomas87520559 This looks like it was fun to write!

@aggiebrett We have to celebrate our achievements, no matter how small