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@sachi_coin You always fckd up, what's new? 😂

We fxxked up. 🧡🐾 Our dev mistakenly used the wrong access token while deploying GetClaw’s new feature, and now it can fully control our X account. Any engagement with our posts will now count as a command to GetClaw. Until we regain full control, please DO NOT engage with any of our posts, things could get unpredictable... Thank you all for your understanding. @bitget

@BSCNews Also the highest price surge in southeast asia.

🚨BREAKING: PHILIPPINES DECLARES NATIONAL ENERGY EMERGENCY FOLLOWING STRAIT OF HORMUZ CLOSURE The Philippines has become the first country in the world to formally declare a National Energy Emergency as the Strait of Hormuz closure drives gas prices to all-time highs, more than doubling since the war in Iran began. The country imports 98% of its oil from the Middle East, making it among the most exposed nations on earth to the Hormuz shutdown. President Marcos has confirmed that roughly 45 days of fuel reserves remain, with no government price freeze in place, meaning prices could climb further.

Countries with the Highest Percentage of Atheists: 🇨🇳 China: 91% 🇯🇵 Japan: 86% 🇸🇪 Sweden: 78% 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 75% 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 72% 🇧🇪 Belgium: 72% 🇪🇪 Estonia: 72% 🇦🇺 Australia: 70% 🇳🇴 Norway: 70% 🇩🇰 Denmark: 68% 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 67% 🇩🇪 Germany: 66% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 65% 🇪🇸 Spain: 63% 🇨🇦 Canada: 63% 🇫🇮 Finland: 62% 🇫🇷 France: 55% (CEOWORLD magazine)

@fasc1nate At the wrong place on the wrong day.

In 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer was arrested after killing two people in San Diego, California. When asked why she did it, she replied, "I just don't like Mondays.” Learn more: historydefined.net/brenda-ann-spe…

@KateMillerGems @GOTPAWSED 🐾

Low market cap. Massive potential. What’s the ticker?

@FomoHash Is this airdrop called pay for nothing? 😂

*System Message: Data restoration completed! All Bunny Hat systems are now operating normally. A big thank you for your support — 1,000 $FOMO is waiting as a special compensation reward! 💎 For TON payment users: Please log in and go to your [profile]to complete the verification process to claim your reward. ⭐️ For Star payment users: Your compensation is on its way and will arrive shortly. Thank you for staying with us. Enjoy your hats and $FOMO! -End of transmission*

Richest man in the world

@FomoHash We're done with the mining task a few months back, you must owe us our airdrop tokens, and now you're mining on us? 😂

*[System Alert] Detected: Surge in Bunny Hat activity Effect: Potential delay in $FOMO distribution for some users Thank you for your enthusiasm, Miners! [Status]: Fix in progress Please stay tuned for our official update. [System Tip] You may join the daily free Hat event while waiting*

@FomoHash Waiting for your X account deletion 😂

**🚨 BUNNY_HAT_DRAW:LIVE ** RECLAIMED $FOMO POOL: AVAILABLE ACTION: CLAIM_SHARE() CONDITION: RECLAIMED_POOL_DEPLETED → AIRDROP_TRIGGER WARNING: LAST CHANCE BEFORE TGE EXECUTE: [LET'S GO]

@AxieInfinity When you have all the cards and not having the Single Combat 😂

Let's see who remembers: Why was this axie called the RIMP Donut?

@FomoHash Really? Season 2 in this current market situation? 😂

*$ ./countdown.log [7 DAYS REMAINING] [STATUS] GREEN RABBIT PROTOCOL: STANDBY [MESSAGE] HOPE IS IMMINENT

@FomoHash This must be the TGE not a season 2 right? right?

Men never date or marry: 1. Nurses 2. Single mothers 3. Party girls 4. Girls with tattoos 5.Feminists 6. Horse girls 7. Lawyers Here’s why… 🧵

Year founded: 🇬🇧 Nothing: 2020 🇨🇳 Xiaomi: 2010 🇨🇳 Oppo: 2004 🇨🇳 Huawei: 1987 🇺🇸 Dell: 1984 🇨🇳 Lenovo: 1984 🇺🇸 Apple: 1976 🇺🇸 Microsoft: 1975 🇺🇸 Intel: 1968 🇯🇵 Sony: 1946 🇺🇸 HP: 1939 🇰🇷 Samsung: 1938 🇺🇸 Motorola: 1928 🇯🇵 Panasonic: 1918 🇺🇸 IBM: 1911 🇯🇵 Hitachi: 1910 🇯🇵 Nintendo: 1889 🇯🇵 Toshiba: 1875 🇫🇮 Nokia: 1865

I got a dopamine notification 🔔 Intern coded 🔁

@MagicBendy @LibOrNormal Same

@LibOrNormal Nope. 10 of Spades.

Did he pick your card?

@stats_feed Burning address

Someone has sent 2.56 Bitcoin (worth more than $180k) to Satoshi’s address. Why?

Interesting Samurai facts you would have never wondered... (Gamers would definitely know these..) -Thread- 🧵