Steven Romao/AmsLx

@oglorioso_slb Meu sogro é ferranho do Feyenoord, disse me logo, se não fosse as lesões seria tremendo jogador mas passa mais tempo no estaleiro do que em campo.

Mais novo que o Palhinha Mais barato que o Palhinha Recebe bem menos que o Palhinha Mais jogador que o Palhinha Depois queixem-se

@NoelSmith Been living in Amsterdam for a while and quite happy this isn't normalized nor a thing

I went to the hardware store to buy a broom, this is an ACE hardware

@sara__neves Preço de Holanda... Ainda por cima Heineken!

Assalto no Alive €4,5 por isto

@LuisCoelho51 Se já ia ser um jogo Duro mais duro vai ser...

@rafa_mota_04 Belas tardes que passei no Manuel de Melo!

A partir de agora, vou continuar a escrever neste perfil sobre Benfica, Barreirense, Portugal e outros clubes e/ou seleções de maior relevância. Vou comentar a atualidade dessas equipas e só farei a análise das contratações após a apresentação dos jogadores. Abraço para todos! 🫂

@fcancio Miguelistas... linhagem de absolutistas

eh pá poupem-me. o q é sequer ‘a casa real portuguesa’?

@cacaudessert O pequeno almoço:

Pequeno almoço?

@CabineSport @CanalGOATBR Eles vão puxar um EUA - Argentina na final, não vão?

Estão assim os confrontos nos 16 avos após o fim da segunda jornada.

@NikLentz I avoid ordering anything with UPS delivery, this is too familiar (and I don't even live in the US) its just their Modus Operandi.

I ordered a new Jura after my old one died after 8 years. It shipped with UPS. They show up a day early, I’m not home for the signature, and then they send it to an “Access Point” at some random Michaels craft store. I go there.... of course it’s not there. Call UPS, and they yell at me for not being home. I say, how the hell am I supposed to know you’re showing up a day early? Doesn’t seem to land. Anyways, they say it’s for sure on the way to Michaels now.... never shows up. Now it says it’s coming back to my house again.... and not the craft store.... I get 800 packages a week, not sure why this time it goes there. It’s crazy that with today’s tech, this is how these things work. AMZN can't take over the shipping world fast enough. At least I will get my over priced coffee maker!🙄😅

Warsh, in expert middle manager fashion, has spread career risk across five task forces. A time-tested technique for providing sacrificial lambs to an egotistical, capricious boss.

Warsh: I'm appointing a task force in five areas to be completed by the end of the year 1. Fed communications - probably end to the dots, and fewer press conferences?. 2. Fed's balance sheet - well telegraphed, ways to get to smaller B/S? 3. Use and reliance on existing data sources - truflation > BLS? 4. Productivity and jobs in an era of transformation - dovish pivot rests on AI led disinflation? 5. Fed's inflation frameworks - does IOR cause inflation. 2% target means 2.0 to 2.9?? Leans dovish (3-5)!

I used to say fuck billionaires. Now I have to say fuck trillionaires. Late stage capitalism sucks.

Not a scalper either, but I do know when to risk manage and sit on my hands.... Doing nothing being neutral as a position.

@AguiaCosme1904 Benfica precisa acima de tudo de um ponta de lança cabeceador, táctica contra os blocos baixos da liga, alguém que possa, ao lado dos centrais, tirar mais aproveitamento de bolas paradas (especialmente cantos)

🇮🇪 Troy Parrott é um avançado com números impressionantes esta época. 👀 Mais de 30 golos pelo AZ Alkmaar e ainda com margem para evoluir. 🦅 No entanto, se Pavlidis continuar no Benfica, será mesmo necessário investir forte noutro ponta-de-lança? 🤔 Continua a parecer um excelente perfil, mas faria sentido nesta altura? 👀

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

@Porkchop_EXP Let me help Porkchop, when you go abroad and speak english you don't even notice or know if said person speaking with you english actually speaks the local native language. Know allot of places in Portugal from Lisbon to Algarve, tends to happen allot in tourist intense location.

Do you know any other city in the world where people go out to eat and can’t order in their own language, other than Amsterdam?

@ZacMannes Compromise and get a... Sports Kitchen!

My wife has informed me that we have saved up enough for a fancy sports car! She also informed me that she will be spending that on a new kitchen...

@valuations_ Accomplished in 2/3 years what SaaS wanted to do in decades.

I’m aging out of the bracket where my death gets called “tragic” and into the one where it’s just “early”

Asymmetric warfare is similar to tail risk. You hit 100 targets; they hit just one and you've lost.