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@sportdrink sensitive young sport drinks ready to be drank in your area

I'm a sensitive young man

@sportdrink they're in the shadows

Any hot bitches on this website? I mean girls sorry

@jerichovevo @LocalBateman I liked when it looked like titanfall It looks like sunshine rainbows and lollipops now, with a side of micro-transactions

@LocalBateman This game was the shit back in 2019-2021. I don't know why they completely fucked it 💔💔💔

@sportdrink I never felt good after eating bananas..

Someone posts a clip from an old movie on here, it gets a couple thousand likes, and then it's "news" on the sidebar for days The internet is not real. 90% of this place is bot traffic and/or indians, who are functionally just "living" bots. The ones who are real are insane asylum escapees (some good, most bad) And yet, here I remain. Straddling the fence between grass that is clearly greener, and a lawn full of invalids writhing around and moaning in puddles of their own waste The lesson here? Dr Rhombus Patrick said dont put bananas in your smoothie or you're going to die

@Bmxludwig13 @Hispeedlowdrug tell your dad that everything in life is borrowed although boomer brains are hard as concrete (assuming)

@Hispeedlowdrug My dad is into cast iron frying pans.... Walls are covered in em. Asked if I could have one because I didn't have one and the look of horror that followed... "But I collect them ..." I ended up getting one from a friend that needed some TLC. Thanks Dad.

The great boomer die off looks like this. Millions of overvalued collections of junk, for sale by guys who "know what I got". He's also selling beat down old chainsaws for new chainsaw prices.

@RetailGaslight @saturnmissiles 25g glycine daily? powder? do you glow?

@saturnmissiles I haven’t felt the urge to drink or take any downers but I can tell I have a somewhat constant sympathetic nerve tone. My sleep is excellent, I get 700mg+ Mg daily, L-theanine, apigenin, 25g glycine daily, idrk what the issue is. Just constant overstimulation

One of the signs I can tell my glutamate is high (other than taking something that lowers it) is if I have a terrible song stuck in my head. Something harsh and obnoxious that won't stop running in the background will usually go away with some agmatine or l-theanine

identities are candle flames burning in a monastery window. this world is older and deeper than you believe. life is short. time is long. why not relax and enjoy the ride. take your mind off eternal nothingness for a minute and admit to yourself you're happy for a change.

@idyllicmusing I knew the evolutionary reason for ADHD is to be a better hunter in the tribe or whatever, but I always wondered what it did for the women who had it, I guess this makes sense..

Infidelity facts from Ari Tuckman's landmark book ADHD After Dark (based on a survey of over 3,000 adults in mixed-neurotype relationships) revealed that when a partner has ADHD, affair rates climb dramatically, with women leading in both physical and emotional cheating. * 49% of ADHD women reported emotional affairs and 40% of ADHD women reported physical affairs.

(aliens come to earth) Alien: Why are you guys naming molecules? Can you not remember molecular formulae? Human: oh my god is that an alien

the deepstate is geriatric

how does anybody be anybody nowadays

@BreatheLesss I took ASPIRIN and THIS happened to me

Aspirin ruined my life man holy shit.

the land of the free has too many people mars will be the next america one big giant red nevada

BILLIONS OF PEOPLE are ABUSING a TERRIBLE DRUG every single day of their lives.. THE DOPAMINE DEVIL.. UNAVOIDABLE, because its part of your MIND. FREE YOURSELF before you're TRAPPED FOREVER

being deaf must be so tranquil they definitely live longer just because of the stress reduction

I like the trope that humanity ends up the most advanced, and when (if) we disappear then all the other alien races thought we were awesome and super smart

@BreatheLesss I only know how to make omelette's

It's insane there are humans (barely) who aren't eating eggs every day.

@SeedOilDsrspctr I watched this on the 4th, and I can't believe I missed her saying "real" butter We're literally living in this movie

one Anon with Real Butter

@RoyalSerf i was due for my yearly rewatch

@Thermobolic your wife loves you

Was watching a movie with my wife and kids last night. The good guy was about to kill the bad guy but at the last moment had a change of heart and let the bad guy live. Wife solemnly says to kids, "Your dad would have killed him."