Rory Thomson™

@JmeBBK That’s such a Capricorn thing to say bro 🤷‍♂️

@billy_jones25 lets go crazy! Run with scissors 🐥

@storminmc good luck 🙏🏽

@nickyblkmkt starting #Glastonbury off in style! Nice tunes sir!!

LIVE on #Periscope: Anthony joshua vs charles martin live stream pscp.tv/w/adgfNDFlUkV4…

@SkyFootball why does this bloke have a job? Talks out his arse!!!!

When you need a chair to dunk... And still can't. #Division6Bound

I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order.

"I'm only coming out for one boys, I've got football in the morning." *3 hours later*

45' Lewandowski sub 51' L'dowski scores 52' L'dowski scores 55' L'dowski scores 57' L'dowski scores 60' Guess what? Wolfsburg led 1 nil!

@haggie5 @Packman030790 @TommyMcCudden @billy_jones25 @Fowler_01 @cjonno4 where you heading mate? Be nice to get out for a change

@Packman030790 @haggie5 @TommyMcCudden yeh go for it

@Packman030790 @haggie5 @TommyMcCudden nothing beats watching it in ya wanking chariot!

10 years! Madness. R.I.P

Messi has completed football.

0 - Number of words left to describe Lionel Messi. .

What a team effort!! What a victory!! What a day!! Unforgettable. @ManUtd

Polly peachum you fucker!!!

What a race!!!!!