Rosie Murphy

The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?

My god, I just realized I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (I'm 36)

"Just to be clear, these presents are for your Birthday AND Christmas, okay ?"

Since the Sea Eagle I've been spotting bloody everything, but this is definitely the most peculiar thing I've seen so far

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

Everyone dresses the same these days, and I don't mean "what happened to subculture" etc because that's been and gone who cares, I mean I'll be seeing 70 yearold women in the same fit as the students. Why are you both wearing H&M cream-coloured Nirvana jumpers

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

@GreatSeasLink What a bop

My sister's listening to an absolute classic

@restisents The singer of My Voluptuous Disease owns a gym - maybe not AI but self-promotion! m.soundcloud.com/user-690390271

@GreatSeasLink Look out for the If You're Happy And You Know It mix

Stalking my sister on Spotify and something she's listening to says she listens to "noise" at night, I assumed this was like white noise or whatever for her baby daughter but Spotify thinks otherwise with the playlist it's given me lol

[armpit surgery] me: i’m so nervous sabrina carpenter: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] me, waking up: wait where’s Sabrina carpenter doctor: who do u think gave u the armpit?

Having my needs met: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Admitting that I have needs & expressing them: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Instead of tweeting I just choose someone that I like and text them every single thought in my brain every day forever until they get sick of it and tell me to die

England are through to the final of #EURO2024 The Tories have been voted out. I’d just like to suggest to the person with the magic lamp that they use their last wish very wisely.

god i wish this was me so fucking bad