Keith Barclay

@CrissieC I’m 44 and I’m usually the problem 👍

I’m 46… is that a problem ?

@terryschappert Sir please can you leave some ladies for the rest of us 👍

I always look after my friends.

@wholemars Grandparents are British shit we could get him playing rugby for us he’s a big lad sign him up

Elon Musk shouldn't be commenting on UK politics! He's not even from the UK, his grandparents were British...

@cakefaceshawty_ Spot on bravo 👏

Looks like a boat. Probably smooth sailing or something.

@terryschappert That’s you was that recorded 20 years young man? 😉😘

It me.

@RMBee Wow wow wow easy there tiger who pissed in your cereal jeez leave us in blissful ignorance thank you muchly 😂

@clownworld Common sense

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@batmayn_ Whalaplane

@BobFromAccounts Or just go out for a walk no need for more Lycra please no more Lycra

41% of adults aged 40 to 60 in England walk less than 10 minutes continuously each month at a brisk pace. Physical inactivity among adults contributes to 1 in 6 deaths in the UK and costs the NHS over £1 billion per year. Building more cycle lanes benefits everyone.

@jonburkeUK Wait what winter is coming to Scotland thank you Sherlock 🤦‍♂️

Temperatures could be as high as 19C on 7 November. In Edinburgh. Most people have no idea what is coming for us. It's going to be very, very bad; very, very soon.

@goodgood_golf @gm__golf Retired and lives with 87 Betty who has 212 acres

What do you think this guy does for a living? (wrong answers only) @gm__golf

@TaylorMadeGolf Grab the 9 stand over the ball swing and hope for the best brace for the worst

You're 182-yards out from a back-left pin on your approach into a par-4. There's no wind, it’s playing five yards downhill, and there's water long. Walk us through your shot. #TeamTaylorMade

@LFC_YNWA_13 13

@skittle624 EBay them asap everyone will understand 👍

I made my kids watch Airplane and they didn’t think it was funny and I just don’t know where to go from here.

@JamesMelville And that’s why it won’t happen

Covering car parks with solar panels is a hell of a lot more logical than plastering them over prime farmland.

@Top100Rick B can’t hate the player

A guy drives into you on a generally non-drivable par 4, ball rolls onto your green. Do you: A: Get quietly mad B: Nod your head in respect C: Throw the ball back

@drewsnx From that pic it seems said car has found a place

I'm finding debates like this far more rewarding & constructive on Reddit. You don't get all those weirdos coming up with claims like "you want us all to ride insects and eat bicycles and it's an attack on the average working class person to suggest this vehicle is too big".

@Christo03770888 The ball crusher 3000

Only people of a certain age will know that this is….🤔

@kfullermusic Why Keith why? we try keep the Keith name in the realms of sensible and one Keith has to go and some say stupid shit! Poor show old chap

More than 100 Nottinghamshire drivers caught speeding over 100mph bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Yet cars have basically zero speed restrictions, and my ebike is limited to 16mph... Must have something to do with road tax.

@CyclingLawLDN You got me! standing waiting to cross while nobody stops for me! god damn you 😂

@Rottweiler81K This you Keith?

50% of cyclists don’t stop at red lights finds new survey by news publisher who was publicly humiliated by cyclists for publishing incorrect and false data….