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The markets are heating up again. Get ready to capitalize on it and the best way to do so is by joining @w00dsbot . I will be sharing my results publicly here from next month to show how accurate it is. All trades will be shared in this thread after those are closed.

Clean snipe on $BTC by our #AI trading bot. Our bot gave members the BTC limit order ahead of time. All you had to do was set the limit and then cash in on this 5.7% move off the entry. With Woodsbot AI, trading is that easy.

Hafiz Sahab Roaming in Tehran . Fuck Israel 🖕

Dear Italy, Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth. We'd like to apply for the vacancy. Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span. The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

Levels and divergences. It's that simple. With @w00dsbot Trading View indicator, you get them both directly on the charts. You know your levels, and you know when to execute. Nice short on $HYPE from the 30m bear div into the H4 resistance.

$LINK long from our #AI trading bot was a cook. Limit order given 8 hours in advance, and only had a drawdown of less than 1% before pumping over 8% from entry. There is no easier way to make money than Woodsbot AI. Set the limit, wait for fills, and collect your profits.

Chachu’s opening speech at the Islamabad Talks! 🤌🏽

From this to this🇵🇰

Another beautiful short limit from our #AI trading bot. This limit order was given to members of the Discord 10 hours in advance of filling. There was a drawdown of only 0.78% before it ultimately dumped just over 10% from the limit fills.

What a ripper from $ZEC. Our OBOS + Div bot alerted the bottom on this in real time inside the Discord. The second the 15-minute oversold bullish divergence formed, members received the alert and had the opportunity to execute before this crazy 26% rally.

😭😭😭😭 Meri Jind Meri Jan Remix (Urdu)

Our trading bots really do make it as easy as waiting for an alert in Discord, opening up the charts, and executing your trade. Here we have $LINK, which gave a real-time alert when this 30-min oversold bull div confirmed. This led to a 9% move since the alert.

Everyone loves sniping tops and bottoms. Woodsbot tools make catching them easier than ever. Our OBOS + Divergence bots alert you in real time when a coin has an oversold or overbought divergence. Just like $LDO here with the 15-min overbought bear div that led to a 7% move.

Shorts on shorts on shorts from our #AI trading bot inside the Discord. This one on $BNB for an 8% move after filling the limit order given to members. Trading with our AI bot is easy. You get a limit order, you set the limits, wait for fills and collect your profits.

The Quetta hotel guy in H-13(as far as I remember) owns more than 7+ outlets yet you won't see them accepting cards or giving receipts, ultimately millions of rupees in tax evaded . When will FBR put hands over em instead of our salary class?

#Iran War Update No. 36 (focus on Iranian strategic narrative): 🔹A key development on April 4 was Trump’s 48-hour ultimatum to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. In Tehran, this ultimatum has been analyzed from multiple angles. On the one hand, particularly in state media, there is an emphasis on portraying Trump’s threat not as a sign of strength but as an indication of desperation in dealing with a problem that did not exist prior to the war and has now become Iran’s primary lever. On the other hand, there is an expectation that Trump – especially in light of the recent setback suffered by U.S. air forces – may take bold action against Iran even before the ultimatum expires. 🔹At the same time, Israel’s strike on a key Iranian petrochemical complex in Mahshahr has been interpreted as a serious escalation, effectively initiating a campaign against Iran’s critical infrastructure even before the expiry of Trump’s ultimatum. In other words, this action is viewed not as an isolated event but as a precursor to a broader U.S.-Israeli escalation targeting vital infrastructure. 🔹This perception has fueled serious debates within pro-government analytical circles regarding the necessity of a firm and deterrent Iranian response. A recurring theme in these discussions is that threats of escalation and a focus on U.S. and Israeli military infrastructure have thus far failed to produce deterrence. Instead, the argument is that Iran should not wait for Trump’s threats to materialize but should act preemptively and decisively. The earlier strike on Ras Laffan in Qatar is frequently cited as a successful example that should be replicated elsewhere in the region. 🔹At the official level, however, Iran’s response so far has combined threats of broad escalation with continued attacks on “U.S.- and Israel-related targets.” In this context, claims of attacks on U.S.-linked industrial, radar, and commercial targets in Bahrain, Kuwait, and the UAE are intended to signal that any expansion of the conflict into Iran’s economic infrastructure would expose the wider U.S.-oriented regional system. 🔹At the same time, part of Iran’s response continues to focus on the Strait of Hormuz. Some Iranian sources claim that among vessels stranded in the Persian Gulf and the Sea of Oman, those with links to Israel or the United States can be selectively targeted for retaliation. Reports suggest that the targeting of the MSC Ishyka, described as having Israeli ties, falls within this pattern. 🔹Another notable development on Day 36 of the war is a shift in how the Strait of Hormuz is being framed in Iranian media and analytical circles. Following earlier indications that Iran is seeking to establish a new legal regime for the strait – potentially in coordination with Oman – after the war, Iranian sources are now presenting it as a legitimate wartime order that even hostile powers may ultimately be compelled to negotiate around. 🔹This gives Tehran a stronger bargaining narrative. If Hormuz is framed as a governed space rather than a disrupted one, reopening it becomes a matter of political recognition rather than mere de-escalation. This helps explain why, over the past two weeks, Iranian sources have largely refrained from discussing a full closure or mining of the strait. While this could change, it nonetheless points to a longer-term political approach to this strategic waterway. 🔹At the same time, in a significant development, Iran’s armed forces announced that Iraq is exempt from “any restrictions we have imposed in the Strait of Hormuz,” allowing Iraqi vessels to transit freely. This marks the first time since the start of the war that ships from a specific country have been fully exempted from restrictions in the strait. 🔹This announcement followed large-scale public demonstrations in Iraqi cities such as Baghdad, Maysan, and Mosul in support of Iran and in condemnation of the U.S.-Israeli war. In effect, Iran appears to be implementing a system of reward and punishment in the strait. At the same time, Tehran likely hopes that this move will increase popular support for Iran in Iraq and across the wider region. 🔹At the operational level, Iran is emphasizing air denial as a capability it is increasingly restoring. Officially, Iran’s armed forces claim to be deploying “new air defense systems” capable of countering U.S. and Israeli aircraft. However, at the expert level, it is suggested that Iran’s recent success in targeting U.S. aircraft reflects tactical adaptation rather than a structural upgrade – particularly through the use of thermal detection and portable air defense systems (more on this to follow). 🔹Iranian reporting has also pushed back strongly against the notion that reduced missile visibility indicates reduced capability. The argument is that increased drone usage or mixed salvos should be understood as controlled expenditure and adaptation – especially in the context of a war of attrition – rather than depletion. In this regard, reporting by non-Iranian outlets such as The New York Times and CNN is also cited as evidence of Iran’s residual capabilities. 🔹On the diplomatic front, there are still no clear signs of Iranian willingness to compromise. However, Iranian officials have not categorically ruled out negotiations. After reports suggested that the Islamabad mediation track had collapsed due to Iranian objections, Iran’s foreign minister emphasized that Tehran has no issue with Pakistan, and that the core problem lies in Washington’s demands, which remain unacceptable to Iran. 🔹At the regional level, the Iraq, Lebanon, and Yemen fronts remained active, though at varying intensities. In Lebanon, exchanges between Hezbollah and Israel continued. In Iraq, there were reports of new strikes on PMF positions, alongside the temporary closure of the Shalamcheh crossing following strikes near the border. The Houthis also announced the launch of their fifth missile attack against Israel since entering the war. At the same time, a major development is that all components of the “Axis of Resistance,” including Iran, are now explicitly emphasizing coordination and joint operations. 🔹Overall, Day 36 reflects both a gradual escalation in the infrastructure domain and the anticipation of a more sudden and severe escalation by Trump. Iran continues to pursue a combination of threats and calibrated actions to generate deterrence, though this approach is increasingly being questioned within Tehran. All of this is unfolding as there are not only no signs of Iran backing down on the Strait of Hormuz, but the strait itself is becoming more formally embedded as a core component of Tehran’s political-military strategy.

Our Monday Range trading bot would have alerted you in realtime of this Monday high sweep on $HBAR here. These sweeps of the range are perfect intraday scalp opportunities, this one led to a 6.9% move lower. With Woodsbot alerts you never have to miss another sweep again.

I mean, it doesn't get much cleaner than this. Our bots inside the Discord alerted members in real time of this overbought RSI bear div on $ETH. This alert marked out the pico top before the 6%+ drop down. All you need is some patience and real-time alerts from Woodsbot.

6yo girl while being ‘shot up by Israel’: ‘I’m not talking as blood comes out & I don’t want mom to have to clean it’

$LINK long limit was given by members of the Discord by our #AI trading bot. You just had to set the limit and wait for fills in order to capture this beautiful 8% long with next to no drawdown. Stressfree trading, the Woodsbot way.