Roy Robertson

@fesshole Doesn’t it depend on whether you’re facing the speakers or not?

I'm one of those audiophiles who go on about speaker settings and placement, cables and DACs to play all my vinyl and high bitrate music, and force people listen to 'my incredible setup'. Turns out I've had my left/right speakers the wrong way round. For 7 years.

@bradleywhitford An inspired piece of casting

Thrilled to report that my deal to play the new James Bond is “95% done.”

@_Lesley_ @ChinaGlobl If only Starmer had the nerve to write this.

@cleckylad @WassyTLO Hey - he’s a Sunderland supporter. He should be used to moaning.

@WassyTLO I'll do my best Cheers 😁 😂

Local Tesco have ripped out most of the cashier tills and replaced them with self-service ones 90% of customers reject them, preferring to be served by a human being. Hence long queues and absolute bloody mayhem

@cleckylad They have to keep a human in the self-service for me as I always manage to bugger it up a few times when I use it - starting with putting my empty bags on the wrong side as a rule.

@Julie_Hardy63 @richardosman Nola’s House of Games? It could work.

@richardosman Oh nooooo. I hope this doesn't mean the fabulous Nola will be retiring too! I remember her very first question when she was 3 - it was "what's my favourite sandwich" - and I got it right - it was jam 🥳

Thank you for all your kind words as I step down from #HouseOfGames after 9 amazing years. It is honestly the most fun show to work on, with the most wonderful team, but, after 800 episodes it's time to hand over the keys to a new host. There are plenty of new episodes still to air though, and I'll even be filming one final handover week later in the year! It really has been a treat from start to finish.

@cleckylad Great lyric. Eat your heart out Zimmy.

🎶oh I had a notion That I'd get promotion But I've been let down By the frog faced clown This isn't like me As history will show But please can I join you, Mr Lowe the options are thinning Just like my hair Give me a call I'll be right there. (For a fee)

@Miguelangeld_ @ATRightMovies Once you’ve spotted the beetle the chase loses all its credibility.

@ATRightMovies The truth behind the legendary chase.

The famous car chase in BULLITT wasn’t in the original novel; it was added because Steve McQueen wanted to do a high‑speed street motor‑racing sequence in San Francisco. It’s still widely regarded as one of the greatest chases ever filmed.

@Noirchick1 Am I the only one who thought she looked just as great in the glasses?

Remembering Humphrey Bogart, who died this day 1/14/1957..... and the rare moment he not only held his own, but got a bit bested in a scene with the most luscious book store clerk ever...........

@ATRightMovies Unforgiven or Dirty Harry (I’ll say what I want 😉

@Mikehomeseller None. I like to sleep on a flight.

Who would you pick? #mikesquestions

@qxnrtp @WorldByWolf German in origin. As are the Anglo-Saxons.

@WorldByWolf And Englands royal family are German, yet they can be classed as English

@cleckylad @sophielouisecc and dimmer than a tocH lamp

@sophielouisecc More faces than a town hall clock Our Sophie

I don’t think anyone gives a shit what Nigel farage said 50 years ago at school

@cleckylad @JillPoguelover

Wtf? 😱😱😱😱😱😱

@PollSter_Mike1 Bonnie and Clyde

Without saying Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, what's the first role you think of for Gene Wilder? Post your favorite here

@JANUSZCZAK Looking incredible for such an advanced age. Hockney looks good too (Boom Boom)

What a joy to meet thé indefatigable David Hockney at his exciting new show at the Annely Juda gallery. He’s been working crazily producing new work. And ALL of it lifts your spirits. Thank you David!

@acsdawson @EricIdle I wonder how he and Tony Hancock got on

@EricIdle He seems to have been one of those extravagantly talented individuals who couldn't stand other people being talented

He was a crabby and miserable bloke sadly. Funny though.

@pdread68 @EricIdle Not a duff line, either written or spoken, in any of the episodes.

@EricIdle Funnily enough I've been watching Porridge on the iPlayer and he's also wrong. It's still funny. The bits with Fletcher and Makey especially still shine. And I'm not just being nostalgic.

@BestOfUKComedy The Quatermas series with John Mills that was at the very beginning. (Sadly, it hasn’t stood the test of time)

As Channel 4 celebrates its 43rd birthday today, my question to you is when you see this 4, what programme from the era does it remind you the most of?

@cerulecoach @cleckylad @sophielouisecc Is that the one which comes with a free stick-on moustache?

@cleckylad @sophielouisecc Mein Kampf (large print version for pre teens)

Im sure many of us get on the trains regularly, headphones on, book in hand, without a care in the world This changes everything