AgalRozy Bissakababe

@RodinSimi Can you say this without crying?

Another set piece assist for Bruno Fernandes. Whoever gave him the Premier League player of the season for such stats should be ashamed. Best players are known for their brilliance in open play, corner kicks assists should be scrapped, Man United fans thinks he's better than KDB.

@BernardKavuli Allow them to enjoy, 22 years is not a joke

Arsenal fans at Archives, Nairobi CBD. What kind of nonsense is this?

@edwinsifuna I feel you manze 😂😂😂

Kuna njia ingine mtu anaeza onyesha maturity na sportsmanship bila ku congratulate Arsenal?

@vasa_recta @jamesk_ke @moneyacademyKE I wonder

@jamesk_ke @moneyacademyKE did IMF increase fuel prices ?

The Motorists Association of Kenya has declared a nationwide strike starting midnight over rising fuel prices. It will include: — Matatus & PSVs — Boda Bodas — Cargo & Logistics operators — Uber, Bolt & Faras drivers — School Buses — Private Motorists

@makaumutua Waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii 😂

Kasmuel McOure is the next big thing in Kenyan politics if the WILD reactions to my article on him are anything to go by. Guys, and gals, are gagging and gasping for air!

@bakhita_esther How does help bring fuel prices down?

Edwin Sifuna has lost my respect.

@itskipronoh How does that help lower fuel prices?

Talanta Stadium is 91% complete. Kenya is ready for AFCON 2027.

@lynn_ngugi1 We keep voting leaders even when we know they have scandals We vote based on kimenyi-tribal

Let’s see if we are able to hold ourselves accountable…complete the following, be honest 😂😂 We are the problem because……..

@azakegrn 29 and 37

If you get it before 24hrs you get N1million or $1000. What are the 2 missing numbers?

@VeeKimani1 @amenya_nelson Ati Jimmy Wanjigi 😂😂😂 juu Maraga, Okiya hawako?

@amenya_nelson Moi once said; KANU will rule Kenya for over 100 years. If we consider Kalinzo, Gachagua, Matiangi as potential presidents, we shall be voting for KANU. Instead, to escape this matrix, we must think outside the box and make Jimmy Wanjigi as our next president.

Mwizi wa simu anachomwa lakini mwizi anawaibia your future upto the 4th generation mnampigia kura awatawale 😂😂

@SikukuNamunyu @Kibet_bull Why are you turning it to a gender war?

@Kibet_bull Na kama ingekuwa huyo anaitwa sijui Truphena the whole media ingekuwa hapo. He did something that is too skillful and strainful. She hugged a tree. Gender equality thing is simply going after COMPETENCY and MERIT.

Kevin Kiarie was received by his family and a few online strangers. No government recognition, no nothing despite winning two medals.

@NjeriBt Yet you see Ruto as a good president, you have trouble with your eyes, go get checked

Im yet to see any leadership qualities in Pauline Njoroge. I dont see any leadership ability in Babu. I see nothing statesman-like in Sifuna. No visionary traits in Riggy G. Nothing lionhearted in Kalonzo. Zero charisma in Maraga. Nothing formidable in Matiangi. Nothing likeable in Karua. I see no leaders. None. No alternatives. None in policy or none person. And that is why Ruto will win in 2027.

@BernardKavuli Kitui East MP Nimrod Mbai, but ako busy anachapa watu wanasema wantam

Which Member of Parliament have you never heard speak in Parliament?

@Ramadha70834398 @Ademba_47 Waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii 😂😂😂😂

@Ademba_47 Wekeni Mawe

2.3M new voters in a month has never happened in Kenya. Makes new voters to 2.6M. Ni mbaya.

@wambuijoan2024 Foolishness of the highest order

" I married Njugush out of idleness, not because he was my type. Now I am mature enough to choose my type " ,Celestine Ndida Eloi!! Eloi!!

@thekenyatimes Ndio tukuwe nguruwe kama yeye

Pastor Kanyari says formal schooling should end at class 8, promising to reduce the length of learning if elected Kenya's president

@ginInstructor @VellaJimmie He refuses to pay employees you expect him to run CDF and make laws for this country?

@goaldigger_ke @VellaJimmie So because he refused to pay you he doesn't deserve to run for MP ?

Guys!!! 😂😂😂😂 Remember my boss who refused to pay people??? Guess what!? Maajabu!!

@lawrencekitema Money

Pick only one item! 99% will definitely make the wrong decision. What would you pick?

@Ochorakot "Sina gari. So fuel ipande ishuke shida haiko kwangu" I stopped reading there

Maandamano ya leo nayo singetokea pale Nairobi CBD due to the following reasons; 1. Sina gari. So fuel ipande ishuke shida haiko kwangu 2. Maandamano ya last year watu wako na magari hawakutokea maandamano yetu. Walibaki kwa nyumba kuwatch tv. So pia mimi nawatch from home. 3. Watu wa magari wako na madharau sana. Juzi nilinyeshewa na watu wako na gari hakuna mtu alislow down anisaidie. Waliacha nikanyeshewa. 4. Watu wako na gari hukua na kiburi sana. Huku online hao watu hutudharau sana acha mafuta ifike hata 500 per liter gari zikae parking wapunguze kiburi. 6. Kuna msee wa gari alinitoka dem. Sijaheal bado buana. Watu wa magari endeni Nairobi CBD mpiganie haki yenu ya mafuta. Sisi wakulima wadogo tunangoja bei ya chakula ipande ndio tupiganie haki yetu.

@AokoOtieno_ Happiest birthday Aoko, 60 🫣

60 does feel dope...😉 Just athritis, baby fat and wrinkles, but at least alive! Cheers to the Taurus gang. The Bulls are unstoppable Mpesa number ya keki iko available #MaandamanoBirthday