$laugh

Yesterday I noticed the office printer was working perfectly, which raised my suspicion immediately. I checked the logs and saw someone had cleared a paper jam at 3:12 p.m. No ticket, no Slack, no communication. Just silent action. I asked the office if anyone had fixed it. Everyone looked confused except one employee, who stared at his laptop a little too hard. I pulled him aside afterward. He admitted he unjammed it because “it was right there” and “took five seconds.” I told him unilateral problem-solving disrupts our culture of collaboration and that he needed to go through the right channels if he wanted to take on a new project outside of his job description. He said he didn’t realize fixing things was a chain-of-command issue. I told him everything is a chain-of-command issue. I wrote down “rogue operational autonomy” and locked the printer tray.

$pixl is the most asymmetric bet in crypto but 99% of NFT CT will miss it simply bc of bag bias still rooting for your founders to save you not knowing they've already soft rugged.

@GemsScope Arf arf

2022 - BAYC 2023 - Punks 2024 - Pudgy Penguins 2025 - ???

I love single sign on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day

sappy seals haven’t even pumped yet send tweet

@SofiaCryptoVibe @sappyseals @wabdoteth @Manners_ST Arf arf

★ You will never own this @sappyseals again @sappyseals isn’t just another cute PFP. It’s quietly becoming the strongest blue chip potential in the space Led by @wabdoteth, one of the most persistent and loudest builders onchain, the team is shipping real products, not just vibes. Why you should have 1 Sappy in your bag? ▸ Strong floor performance during bear markets ▸ Frequent sweeps by collectors, whales, and believers ▸ $PIXL token has real utility: gameplay, staking, crafting, governance ▸ Team keeps shipping through bear markets. No trends, just roadmap ▸ Maybe ( just maybe ) $MONAD airdrop for Sappy holder ? Can i get a "arf" ?

@NatCatNFT Great choice! So many beaches and food spots to check out

@Rsbluebox3 We’re staying in Krabi!

Should I honeymoon in Bali or Thailand?

If $PIXL reaches $1 within the month of August 2025, I'll give away $50,000(10% of my stack) to 1 lucky participant! To enter: Like, retweet, and follow! (I'll share proof publicly) CA: 0x427A03Fb96D9A94A6727fbcfbBA143444090dd64 @PurchasePixl

Added a ton to the latest @ExploreOmnia build; overhauled and significantly improved UX, helper UIs for new players, massively upped visual clarity, improved design principles behind moves. Too much talk about crypto gaming being dead when it's really about to begin.

@doodles Free

doodles are free? but no actually.. this one is. rt and comment “free” to enter.

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

who's ready for @ExploreOmnia??? 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Shoutout to this guy with 17 followers for saving space exploration

Sappy E A L S

Chipotle is so sad nowadays. Go in, nobody there. They have no white rice ready, no peppers/onions ready, no steak ready, no lemonade ready. What happened? Seems like there's always something unavailable. Might have had my last bowl. @ChipotleTweets

Seeing the @GutterCatGang out in full force on the timeline has me feeling like 2021 all over again. Gang Gang!

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak english there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion when it was worth half that He cut 80% of the workforce that was not doing anything useful, unwavering against angry cries. He used the data to create xAI, which is now valued at $75 billion. X is now sustainably profitable for the first time, raising money recently at a $44 billion valuation — but this time it’s actually worth that, and has a 25% stake in xAI. Through his acquisition, he unseated the President of the United States of America. He changed the lives of X creators by introducing revenue share. Everyone laughed at him, mocked him, and attacked him for this acquisition. Look how it’s turned out so far. Now he wants to apply this formula to the federal government, and you fucking idiots want to murder him? You want to kill America’s leading clean energy and technology company? You prefer the status quo of multi trillion dollar deficits? You prefer spending more on INTEREST on the national debt than we do on national defense? You realize that the federal government ran fine in the past without multi trillion dollar deficits right? We used to actually have a budget surplus. How did something Democrats used to support under Obama and Clinton turn into something that makes Democrats want to start a terror campaign? Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid are we as a country? This is why we can’t have nice things. God bless the DOGE team for trying to do what’s right for our children and grandchildren in the face of so much hatred.