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@pitchblacksteed "Sausage time " and "Hung like a baboon".

To many of us, #Blackadder is part of every day parlance. Which phrases from the show do you use yourself and when you do you use them? Example: When someone offers me a cup of tea, I say: "Yes, immediately!" You get the idea. Will RT the best ones.

No enquiries for Madeline at all 😢 she’s still waiting for a home. We cover the whole of Scotland, can you please share? Madeline is looking for a new home with someone who doesn’t live close to any main roads, or a train station! 🚂 She found a new home last year but really likes to wander and has managed to get on a train a couple of times now. Thankfully the driver has kept her in his cab and taken her back to where she got on, however going forward and for her own safety, this can’t continue. Madeline is 6 years old. She is an outdoor cat and likes to get outside. She is fit and healthy with no issues. Madeline is use to living alongside another cat however they tend to just ignore each other. She doesn’t have any experience with dogs. A home with older kids would be okay. Madeline is chipped and spayed. We’d really like to find her a home away from any main roads and transport links, such as train stations or bus stations. Possibly a farm setting - we would highly consider this for her own happiness and safety. For more information or to offer Madeline a new home please contact our rehome team by email on info@help2rehome.com

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Utter bollocks

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

BREAKING: @PsychoPAC24 just released their last ad featuring Trump’s sexual assault victims telling their stories. Please share far and wide!

"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"

TRUMP: “I was the one that posted the picture of me being depicted as Jesus Christ. But it’s really just me dressed up as a doctor bc I like to help people. Also, you’re fake news for asking.” I’ve never seen someone be more publicly and openly full of shit than this guy.

Doesn’t know a single verse in the Bible. Mocks the poor and the disabled. Threatens to murder a civilization on Easter. Posts AI photos of himself as Jesus. And you evangelicals are still out there making excuses for him?

Wonders if THE POPE has read THE BIBLE. Jesus fucking christ dude...

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

Unless it's the president.

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First Lady Melania Trump has complained about "mean-spirited" comments about her. Last month her hubby depicted Michelle Obama as an ape.

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

Melania demanding for “the truth to come out” while staying married to the worst fucking human being on the planet tells you everything you need to know.

Lest we forget, WE. ARE. STILL, GOING. TO. NEED. TO. SEE. THOSE. EPSTEIN. FILES.

Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.

🚨WTF! Donald Trump says his presidential library in Miami will be a hotel. A HOTEL. The first “library” in history with no books, no facts, no truth - just ego, and fake gold paint.

Trump: "We're going to have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do.” Believing you have the right to force yourselves onto others is exactly what rapists do. It sounds like the president is speaking from experience here. Release the full Epstein files!

People convicted of fraud who received pardons from Trump this year: • Jason Galanis — $200M+ fraud • Joseph Schwartz — $38M scheme • Lawrence Duran — $205M Medicare fraud billing • Carlos Watson — $60M investor scam • Trevor Milton — $20M+ investor losses • Todd & Julie Chrisley — $30M bank fraud • Devon Archer — $60M bond fraud scheme • George Santos — multiple fraud cases ($44K–$1M+) • Michele Fiore — charity fraud • Brian Kelsey — campaign finance fraud • Scott Jenkins — bribery and fraud scheme • Paul Walczak — $10M+ tax fraud • Adriana Camberos — counterfeit/fraud operation

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to halt construction of a $400M White House ballroom, ruling the project cannot move forward unless Congress approves it.