so?

the best way to describe Boulder is like if a cyclist somehow became a city

@o24 @mehehe803 @purplepinkskys Undiagnosed

@mehehe803 @purplepinkskys The Great War has come to an end

Part of losing weight is accepting that some meals are just… functional. Everything tasting good is what got you fat to begin with.

i had better seats than her at the eras tour and you expect me to think she’ll be at the wedding

@o24 @KatieMiller LMAO HIPAA VIOLATION!!!!

@KatieMiller @RuggedJefff on vitamin Z….

You can always count on Gwyneth Paltrow for an obscure diet trend. PALTROW: One trick to avoid dairy is just dice up arugula. SAVANNAH GUTHRIE: Yeah, that’s weird.

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

Bad blood is kinda excellent actually

There’s something severely unwell about posting your own texts and being coy

you can always tell when someone’s life starts falling apart because suddenly they’re tweeting 47 times a day

ABILIFY like Jesus Christ now I need it

the voices in my head after watching hours of peacock with ads

i never get tired of listening to this song dude it sounds fresher every time

idk who traumatized you but you don't need to pay me back $10 for last night's drinks

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

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18 years ago, Hilary Duff invented Pride month

tomorrow should be memorial day again i think

when i became a taylor swift fan nearly 2 decades ago i didn't know i was entering a life long relationship with the zodiac killer

Couch and Chinese food is literally Sunday best