Ruhemb’ogwenjura Parody

Dear @NRMOnline and PLU comrades, I keep getting asked why I support Hon. @norbertmao while being a committed PLU member. The answer is simple and official: Mao is one of us by virtue of the formal 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 on 20th July 2022 at State House Entebbe between NRM Chairman H.E. @KagutaMuseveni and DP President Hon. Norbert Mao. That agreement is still the basis of our working relationship. It is not a personal friendship, it is a structured political partnership endorsed at the highest level. Supporting the agreement is therefore consistent with supporting the broader NRM/PLU vision for Uganda (Unity). Politics is about alliances and national interest, not just party labels. The Chairman taught us that. Let’s focus on the bigger picture.🙏🏿

Afande @ChrisOMagezi I doubt you guys do these things to female suspects in your custody. Do you? @KagutaMuseveni @MODVA_UPDF @cdfupdf

But surely this shouldn’t have come from my Secretary General because it portrays the God’s army in a very bad image. @MODVA_UPDF is known to be a disciplined army that respects human rights.

It is very disrespectful and unfortunate for anyone, especially a leader in PLU, to make statements suggesting that our UPDF officers “sleep” or have inappropriate relations with suspects (Hon. @JustineNameere ) during operations. Such remarks tarnish the image of our disciplined forces, the mighty UPDF, our Commander-in-Chief President @KagutaMuseveni , the CDF Gen. @mkainerugaba and all security agencies that sacrifice daily to protect Uganda. The UPDF is a professional force, respected across Africa as the “God’s Army,” and its image should not be dragged into careless political statements. Leaders who aspire to lead this country must defend and respect national institutions, not weaken public trust in them. @MODVA_UPDF @cdfupdf

This tattered summary of the @DPSecretariat1 2021 Manifesto outlines the policies we offered Ugandans. No. 12 is particularly important in combating corruption. We are pleased that there are many areas where there’s convergence between us and the @NRMOnline.

@A150399965 Many believe so

@Ruheemba2 Kabanda sitani just

Birds of same feather…

MK to Oboth Oboth 😂😂🙌🏾

The Big Question : AAA out… then what? Removing Anita Among and Thomas Tayebwa should not be the end goal. The bigger task is liberating and rebuilding Parliament into an institution that truly serves Ugandans. There must be a clear master plan to rejuvenate the House, restore integrity, accountability, and public trust. As things stand today, only Norbert Mao appears to have the blueprints to guide that transformation

Speakership Race: Before NRM Sacrifices Among, What Did DP’s @norbertmao Sacrifice for NRM, FDC in National Interest? mulengeranews.com/speakership-ra…

______________________________________ 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗮'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱, 𝗡𝗮𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗼, 𝗞𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮 𝗦𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿 ______________________________________ UGX 18 Billion, $9 Million, €6 Million, £ 4.5 Million have been recovered by the Police Criminal investigations Directorate (CID) ______________________________________ 8 vaults found, so far five open and officers struggling to open the rest. And inside them, the following details: 1. UGX 18,000,000,000 = UGX 18.0 Billion 2. $9,000,000 USD × 3,700 UGX/USD ≈ UGX 33.3 Billion 3. €6,000,000 EUR × 4,300 UGX/EUR ≈ UGX 25.8 Billion 4. £4,500,000 GBP × 4,900 UGX/GBP ≈ UGX 22.05 Billion Total ≈ UGX 99.15 Billion That’s roughly $26.8 Million USD at the same rate.

Chairman Mao must be the happiest man alive right now.😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

The upcoming caucus meeting is bound to be highly interesting, especially when the contenders for the Speakership present their cases before the members. Chairman @norbertmao will undoubtedly stand out, given his vast political experience, the strategic cooperation agreement he has with the ruling party @NRMOnline , and the notable achievements he has registered while serving at the Ministry of Justice. I am confident that President @KagutaMuseveni , with his unmatched wisdom, political foresight, and decades of leadership experience, will guide the caucus toward selecting the most suitable and capable candidate for Speaker.#SaveParliament

Hours ago, @OfwonoOpondo was preaching @AnitahAmong’s ‘integrity’ and why she deserves a 2nd term as Speaker. Now he’s suddenly ‘much closer’ @ObothOboth (pushing him so much now) This is exactly why we lose faith in our leaders. No fixed principles. No national vision. Just envelopes and whoever holds power today. Uganda deserves better than transactional politics🙏🏿

Chairman Norbert Mao @norbertmao still remains the best and right candidate for the Speaker of the 12th parliament @Parliament_Ug ✅️. All the best ladit 🫡 @KagutaMuseveni @NRMOnline @StateHouseUg @JanetMuseveni @mkainerugaba @GovUganda

Mao is not a threat??

@AnitahAmong @NRMOnline We also encourage you the provide every bit of information about your accomplices. For instance the Parliamentary cars, contracts to some radios, extortion from yourself and other MPs using Gen @mkainerugaba ‘s name etc

RE: SPEAKERSHIP RACE I wish to draw the attention of the public to the matters regarding the Speakership race. After wide consultations and deep introspection, and to maintain harmony and clarity in my beloved party, the @NRMOnline, I wish to categorically and unequivocally state that I will not be offering myself for the Speakership race of the 12th Parliament. I am greatly indebted to H.E @KagutaMuseveni, my party, the @NRMOnline, and members of the 11th Parliament for giving me the opportunity to serve as Deputy Speaker and Speaker. I am equally indebted to my family and friends for the solidarity and support they have extended to me over the last five years. I pledge my total support to the candidates who will be endorsed by the President and the Party, and Implore all colleague MPs of the 12th Parliament to do the same. I shall remain available to the service of my country as the party and the President may assign me. In the meantime, I pledge to continue cooperating with all ongoing investigations as initiated by the relevant organs of the state to get to the root of all the allegations raised. FOR GOD AND MY COUNTRY. ANITA ANNET AMONG

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@NinyeTabz Ako yabaze kafu

As I speak, Katesh is right now hosting all Sheema municipality councillors at his Kyambura cottages hotel. The moment they got there, he ordered the withdrawal of all their phones. I am told he’s mobilizing people to bring them to the city to complain to Difensi w’ekyaaro!

Anita Amongo’s PA at the moment….