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@utdforever7 @ManUtd If United starts with Onana and Hojlund in the squad next season, I'll just skip and come back the season after when their contracts have expired!

@DieHardUtdFans Without goals...it'd be rubbish

HT United 2-0 Liverpool Thoughts on that half ? 👇

@newvisionwire We've seen this pattern with Uganda Airlines. It didn't end well

UEDCL APPOINTS ACTING MANAGING DIRECTOR Eng. Joselynne Rwakakooko has been appointed the acting managing director of UEDCL, replacing Paul Mwesigwa. Prior to the appointment, Eng. Rwakakooko has been serving as the UEDCL chief commercial and operations officer. #VisionUpdates

@AMAZlNGNATURE English people are eating them

Red squirrels at risk of extinction in England Once widespread, red squirrels are now disappearing due to invasive greys, habitat loss, and a deadly virus. A Save Our Reds petition with over 75,000 signatures is calling for urgent action.

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd They're giving him for April so that they can rob him of Player of the Season at the end of May🤦‍♀️

🚨OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes has been voted the PFA Fans' Player of the Month for March.

@Rachealkyy STI to mean sexually transmitted infections?

Join us at Kololo as we discuss How Does STI Build the Economy #NSWUg2026 #STIWorksUg #MadeInUganda

@richyking133 No, its your mother

Call me a dog if Arsenal wins tonight

@richyking133 Headache

Ladies what can you give your future husband that you haven’t given another man?

@DeeSandy20 She thinks you're complimenting her😂😂😂😂

I still don’t understand how you confused a thousand men and yet I’ve still failed to confuse even a hen. Some of you are just blessed 😌

@BigEyeUG Do they have other babies separately?

Luzzi Abraham and wife Sarah welcome first baby together

@instablog9ja What's sleepover?

“Discipline hurts but sometimes it’s important” — Serena Williams reflects on an emotional parenting moment with her daughter

@keithnamu Onsinga etutu baba. Stiff titties

Good morning Top Gs. Let me hope muli clear Mbagaliza ka week akajudde ebisima, Akuume 🙏🏽

@FabrizioRomano I hope Cristiano scores his 1000th goal in a world cup final

🏆🌎 Bruno Fernandes: “Wrapping up all this last World Cup with Cristiano Ronaldo winning it would be something amazing”. “I really hope we can make it happen… not just for Portugal, but for everything Cristiano gave to football and the world”, told BBC.

@FabrizioRomano I don't understand how this mf still has a job

🚨⚠️ Eddie Howe on Nick Woltemade and Yoane Wissa not starting last game: “Like with every player not playing, they have to show their worth on the training ground…”.

@UtdForever7 @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Should b3 easy now that they're getting relegated

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United are considering making a move for Micky Van de Ven this summer. His speed, ball-carrying, and tackling ability is highly rated at Manchester United hierarchy. [@lauriewhitwell, @TheAthleticFC]

@DeeSandy20 But why didn't you run for president swthrt 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Tf. Ewwww That’s why I hate telling you guys my stories 😭

@KCCAUG I hope it was done at his own cost. I hope no public money was used to correct this senseless act!

This is now in the past Sudhir, let's change the tense.

@FabrizioRomano Reminds me of when Pogba was leaving United the second time. He literally showed a middle fingure to United and the fans. Now look where he is. Casemiro will have a successful career end after United. We wish him the best.

❤️ Casemiro: “It’s very special playing for Manchester United because, for me, it’s the BEST team in England… …and TOP THREE in the world”, told awaydaysfootball.

@drkasenene Shana turye amazzi

No milk No pork No beer No soda No sugar No bread No crisps No posho No chapati No biscuits No burgers No mandazi No fruit juice No sausages No ice cream No white rice No cornflakes No deep frying No eating the other fried chicken Live longer, happier and healthier!

@Uganda_Expozed @wekesa_amos @Nabimara_Paul @roxie_ug @nimipamela0 @karothk256 @BahityaRonaldo @Ishmaelthehost @KwikirizaNova @WasswaEmma_ Why not a t-shirt?

Why a T-shirt and not a suit? Since joining the tourism industry in 2023, one thing I have learned is that branding should never be taken lightly. I am part of the distribution of the Team Uganda kits, a brand that promotes patriotism, national pride, and love for our country. I believe if more Ugandans proudly wore Ugandan brands, we would market our country without saying a word. Every shirt becomes a message, every citizen becomes an ambassador, and every moment becomes an opportunity to attract more tourists to Uganda. Sometimes a T-shirt can represent a nation more powerfully than a suit.

@YkeeBenda We all know about Satan, but are friends with satan?

Look at every company posting about this game even those that have nothing to do with football But someone thinks there’s a bigger fan base than arsenals lol