The Tits That Styx Groped

@KiwiFarmsDotNet @Styx666Official Tarl wins or I riot. Which way we going kiwis?

Second Nominee: Tarl Warwick @Styx666Official

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@anarchoboognish Tyler Robinson DESTROYS conservative with SMITH and WESSON (allegedly)

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

@TheQuartering When a yo momma jokes turns into a self-felt🤦‍♂️

Your mom gives me a pretty good description so its okay.

@TheQuartering This hunk is absolutely right

The rights new flavor of the week offers deep thoughts on if Charlie Kirk was just a little better looking he wouldn't have been killed...

@askaya (please read in a Beyonce-style singing voice) to the left, to the left, I'd give everything I own for the box on the left

wait…men, how true is this?

@IsabellaMDeLuca If you don't know to get the fuck out of and away from a burning plane, then letting nature take its course is the only help that can be provided.

Not a single man assisting any women or children. Feminism has created a society of weak and feminine men. Gross.

@bad_leg @pagebuffington2 @elonmusk I could give a shit.

@RussoElpatrick @pagebuffington2 @elonmusk You can't jump 10 feet off the ground unaided.

This spending bill contains the largest increase in the debt ceiling in US history! It is the Debt Slavery Bill.

@bad_leg @pagebuffington2 @elonmusk Don't tell me what I can't do

@RussoElpatrick @pagebuffington2 @elonmusk You couldn't give a shit

@bad_leg @pagebuffington2 @elonmusk I could give a shit

@pagebuffington2 @elonmusk What's with Americans and "I could care less/give a shit" You mean you couldn't give a shit, if you say could care less, that men's you care a little bit. It drives me insane.

@Chris__X__ @RepThomasMassie @GOP @DOGE @X UH OH!!! Somebody has something to hide

@RepThomasMassie How about you just do your job. Focus on that for once! You should work on influencing the @GOP to pass @DOGE cute and the Big Beautiful Bill. Instead, you focus on everything else. No one voted you in to hear you rant on @X.

If we’re going to have campaign disclosure laws at all, the paid grifters on X and other platforms should be required to disclose who’s paying them to influence elections.

@LibsHateUs Donald Trump doesn't give a fuck about you

When I say mass deportations I mean it should look like this. Fill up the ships and remove them by the 10s of 1000s.

@ElijahSchaffer if it makes you feel any better these children actors will be addicted to heroin by the age of 18

HBO cast its new Harry Potter series “Hermione Granger” is now “Hermione Gonzales”

@TheQuartering Jeremy also spends $500 per show on pirate boy down there

@TheQuartering Maybe Jeremy should buy Styx some Coffee brand Coffee 😂

@sovereignbrah The real question is why did he choose to publish that picture of himself. Jeez

This is a real article Ben Shapiro just had published across the internet. 😂

@elonmusk Email me the 5 things you did last week to get us closer to Mars

xAI is the only major AI company with an absolute focus on truth, whether politically correct or not. Rigorous adherence to truth is the only way to build safe AI and the only way to understand the true nature of the Universe.

@Enes1138204 @GarbageHuman24 North Vietnam has entered the chat

@GarbageHuman24 Muslims are perhaps the only group that has defeated the whites

@MatteoPicone9 @beatmastermatt @JDVance Because was he lying then or is he lying now?

@beatmastermatt @JDVance Why does it matter? In the grand scheme of things and in history why do a couple of old petty comments matter?

It's a fake AI-generated clip. I'm not surprised this guy doesn't have the intelligence to recognize this fact, but I wonder if he has the integrity to delete it now that he knows it's false. If not, it could be defamation. I guess we'll find out!

@piccolo1337 @BertoGoldenhorn @AutismCapital My guess: There's going to be a lot more fired federal employees on Monday

@BertoGoldenhorn @AutismCapital Unironically, yes it could be. He may have just had an aha moment

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@Timcast Will somebody please start a civil war so tim can shut the hell up already

Is the right really so naive? Are you pretending to ignore what is actually going on? The judicial branch is in a power struggle with the executive, street level terror is ramping up, right wing personalities are being terrorized with swattings, prominent liberals are advocating and cheering on shootings and arson attacks