RuthfromHR

History repeats the old conceits, the glib replies, the same defeats #beyondbelief #syriaairstrikes #justnotconvinced

#ENGvAUS #ENGvsAUS E4 1 85

@dpdparcelwizard hello, I have received a notification via your app that says I have a parcel due for delivery. When I go into the app it shows me another person’s name and address. Potentially, I could divert that parcel to my address? It’s not my parcel. Why is this happening?

@easyJet hello, who’s your handling agent at Copenhagen? Trying to get home to Mcr after you have cancelled this evening’s flight.

Shambolic catering service @AvantiWestCoast Monday no crew = no breakfast; Wednesday no water = no evening catering service. Still no Wi-Fi. We pay thru the nose for 1st class to work. Time for the #operatoroflastresort @AndyBurnhamGM

@OfficeShoes hello, I ordered a pair of blue Arizona 2-strap B’stocks in size 8, which B’s class as a 42. You have sent size 7.5/41. B’s label clearly says 8/42, your label says 8. I would like to exchange for the correct size, however, don’t want to pay for a return as yr error.

Is this a comedy/parody account? You have NO idea…

Congratulations to Shell on your record profits. Everyone's so thrilled for you and you so deserve it. You must be really clever - maybe you could help us try and think of anyone we could tax more right now?

#youandyours I am bucking the trend…just about to return to full time employment after 10 years freelance/associate work. Fab job, great t&c’s, no age discrimination. I’m 59. Call me…

@Liz_ORiordan As someone who is obese, I don’t object to the word, however, I would rather not be defined by it, e.g., the obese woman. I am a woman with obesity.

What word should I use instead of obese / obesity?

This makes me sick to the core of my being #MPS bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow 59/1-2p

Today's Twitter Poll (in conjunction with @itvMLshow 8pm). If you had coins in your pocket and you felt one drop out as you were walking, what'd be the smallest amount you'd stop to go back and pick up? And why? Pls tell us your age to see if it makes a difference) #MartinLewis

People with asthma, get on it

@HPIAndyCowper St John Ambulance…

St John’s Ambulance is not a proper ambulance service. The Royal Liverpool was delayed by the Carillion collapse, and appears to be too small.

@menopausalmave Mean 😢

Brian gone got himself a Nurse Ratched 👀 #lioli

@JennyjHoward @porridgebrain That’s an amazing piece of art.

A little late with the 2022 knitted weather scarf. 2 rows a day, colour of wool changing every 5 degrees. Didn’t plan for a 36-40 degree stripes @porridgebrain

@NoContextBrits @AnnekaRice always seems thoroughly lovely, generous and funny.

Which British celebrity, can we all agree, is a thoroughly nice person?

I know it’s mean to make personal comments, however, please people, get a decent haircut and/or shave #UniversityChallenge

@WelshGasDoc Think yourself lucky, it’s the year I turn 60 and I feel 21…

@kjnorbury @UniOfHull @BalliolOxford @Reese_Williams @mrJamesGraham @GraemeDogfather @medwardsbooks @martin_oneill @WardenKiss @andrewcopson @johnmitchinson @rina_gill @unbounders Aw, Katharine, really enjoyed seeing you on #UniversityChallenge Sorry you didn’t win.

I can honestly say I have never had so much fun in my life. Thank you Jeremy Paxman - final tonight! #universitychallenge 🎄☃️@UniOfHull @BalliolOxford @Reese_Williams @mrJamesGraham @GraemeDogfather @medwardsbooks @martin_oneill @WardenKiss @andrewcopson

@JocastaMoney My dear departed ma offered one way tickets to Australia; packing my suitcase and making me sandwiches. I miss her dreadfully 03/11/2021. She meant it and she didn’t.

Anyone else have the type of mum who would have just said "Ok leave then.. I'll pack your bags myself" Different reasons to this but my brother tried this with my mum & my nephew tried it with my sister, both came crawling back once they realised mum wasn't joking.