Ryan A. Ross

@sdutKevinAcee That ump crew is on the take.

Joe Musgrove has allowed one hit through seven innings, none since he got his ears rubbed.

The plate calls against the @Padres in this #WildCardSeries are criminal— literally people are on the take. Tell me I’m wrong. #MLBPostseason

Chris Guccioni is definitely the schmole of his friend group. #mlb #padres #padresvsmets

I don’t fancy myself a conspiracy theorist, BUT a shortage of baby formula in the USA is a head scratcher.

@AmberCadabra Or acknowledge that you’re being a dick intentionally.

Gonna lay some savage dad talk on the @padres. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. #padres #SanDiego #mlb #disappointed #bringbackbochy

For the cost of childcare in CA, I could get my toddler a really nice apartment of her own with high-speed internet AND Disney+.

Imagine a Customer Success leadership role where your typical “I’m so sorry” is replaced by a customer’s “thank you so much!” Sounds pretty good, right? Now click on the link below and come work with me! lnkd.in/gSJuRqpE

The @Padres need to replace #jaycetingler with #tedlasso. #mlb #padres #sandiego

The @Padres coaching staff needs to be designated for assignment. #mlb #padres #sandiego

The time has finally come to mess with #Texas. #messwithtexas #Gilead #texodus #NewFlorida

Not really a @FoxNews guy. Like not at all. Kinda like @greggutfeld though— reminds me of a blue collar @billmaher. The commercials though. Fucking shoot me.

@cwiedenhoft @armano Getting teens back into the workforce will instill two things— a strong work ethic and an appreciation for education. I worked on fishing boats and in a candy store cooking caramel in a copper cauldron from 14-17. Burger joints and Target are a soft landing for today’s kids. 😉

Desperate times…

@ToddGloria @SDVOTE @LorenaSGonzalez @sandiegodems @SDDems4Equality @CA_Dem @StopRepRecall Thanks for the reminder. We’re in for some serious shit if @GavinNewsom gets recalled. Some of you establishment dems are licking your political chops right now— and that fucking sucks.

There’s a lot on the line in California’s recall election. I voted NO and mailed my ballot to @sdvote today. Don’t delay! Return your ballot before September 14th. It’s quick, easy and requires no postage thanks to @LorenaSGonzalez.

🐷 with Nick Cage is a beautifully shot film with excellent writing and superb acting. Looks we todd did when surfing options but sofa king good once you hit play. Bravo! 🤟🏻

So I’ve gotten myself into a situation. Wife, daughter, mom, mom-in-law, twin daughters on the way. What color @speedo should I wear to the beach?

@BeerScribe I actually worked for @KarlStraussBeer when we launched #IPAday back in 2011. 😉

It's the 10th anniversary of #IPAday. Born from humble origins, with two friends deciding to promote craft beer's favorite style. They could never have imagined it would explode in popularity. Learn more about the history of this day with Ashley Routson. beeredge.com/2021/08/05/the…

Father’s Day needs a rebrand. #leavedadaloneday

@RobReffkin I turned down a job to come work for you a few years ago, but it has been super cool to see you all thrive. Congrats!

If folks are getting rich off #Dogecoins, just wait until #beaniebabies make a comeback. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 #baseballcards will be spendable one day.