Robert

If the ashes was taking place in my garden, I would shut the curtains

Some tidy granny's knocking around ulverston at dinner times!

Going to turkey for a dick enlargement

@AnimationFella @zak_steel you need to go cock like a mouses sleeping bag

Stayed in a posh five star hotel to impress a new girlfriend. Got naked and jumped in to bed, after a bit of foreplay I slipped off the bed to get a condom out of my bag , and left the biggest fudge strip ever, across the lavish bedding. We never survived.

Friendly fire in Southport... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Some night that 🤣🤣

A birds just flew into my window started twitching so I went to put it out its misery and it flew off, nearly killed it for no reason

caught in ultra 4k

If this doesn't sell cricket to people then I give up

@NUCLRGOLF @Lloyd849 we’re you get bucket hat from ?

Someone is in the doghouse 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

He got him wheelie good 😂😂 🎥: Newsflare

Plumbers 1-0 Electricians... 😅

The sound is salt in the wound

Coming in April #TheMasters

Could put the kettle on from the front room

First time in the pub since the worlds and every fuckers doing this