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Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

@nbcsnl HAHAHAHA - awesome!

Kristi Noem's husband stops by the Update desk

Does he think we’ll believe he wrote all that? Where’s Trump?

Trump: WE GOT HIM! He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies.

@MeidasTouch Thank you - keep up the AMAZING work.

UPDATE: We have removed our previous post, which cited a U.S. official describing the situation to Al Jazeera as a successful rescue. Al Jazeera now reports that a U.S. airman from the downed F-15E has been located following a fierce firefight. However, he remains inside Iran and has not yet been exfiltrated to safety. This remains a developing story.

@AesPolitics1 They love it - it's fucking insane and cult mentality. #FUCKTRUMP

I don’t hear MAGA complaining about these gas prices. Fucking hypocrites.

@ImBreckWorsham Let's goooooo! #VOTEBLUE #FUCKTRUMP

Democrats are planning "Project 2029," a plan to jail Trump, his family, and members of the current Trump administration, and he is LITERALLY handing them the midterms, House and Senate. As a commentator, my work writes itself.

@terri4436166795 I hope so!

Is he dead or not?

@midascabal PLEASE let it be true!

Trump has passed wtf???

@princess_kim_k I fucking hope so!!!

Rumor on Threads is that Trump is at Walter Reed and is gone. Can anyone confirm with credible sources?

@Scottfu90305281 @atrupar Come again?! We wish the exact same thing for him!

@atrupar Why are you wishing harm to the President of the United States?

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

@LeftyWinter Hopefully six feet under already!

@Susan16Park Who gives a fuck? #FUCKTRUMP

I’m distressed and anxious with the rumours about Trump. What if he is ok ?

@Tazerface16 Hopefully!

Is Donald Trump dead?

@NotDevinsMom Here's hoping it comes sooner rather than later!

Did they announce the fat fuck is dead yet?

@mark_slapinski Deceased. One can hope!

Where is Donald Trump?!

@TheAnaBraga Spitting facts right here! #FUCKTRUMP

No one saw Trump today? Don’t worry, tomorrow he’ll show up and MAGA will say He’s risen! Since they worship that mess 🤢

@Susan16Park This is true, lol.

If Trump becomes brain dead how in the fuck will we know the difference ?