Tortilla Jackson

Well, not the first time Atlanta has watched a team blow a lead against the GOAT.

@LUFC1992_v2 @hashtagutd @sedonsfc When do you start preparing for the Norway game? How are your nerves? I really hope England wins.

One week on from watching France v Paraguay in Philadelphia I’m in Redbridge to watch @hashtagutd v @sedonsfc Slightly cooler weather, slightly smaller stadium

@fiago7 @RobertGC2001 Try to ranch seasoning packets too. Add mayonnaise and buttermilk. Pour the packet in and mix.

@RobertGC2001 Of course we have Amazon in Germany 😁

Took these 2 babies back to Germany

@JackElsom @ThreeGreen21

EXCL: Keir Starmer personally stepped in to stop FIFA bringing forward England’s kick-off last night as he feared Mexico were trying to gain an advantage. The PM told the FA they were not to accept moving the match. thesun.co.uk/news/39665058/…

@ThreeGreen21 Should we pass out the gas masks now, or wait until later? Butter has entered the chat. Lol.

Regret to inform you my dad still makes the best cobbler in the land.

@ThreeGreen21 Looks good. And also appears that everyone there will enjoy your gas later. Eggs, cream cheese, brisket. You are feeding the gas engine.

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@ThreeGreen21 @geauxcrimson You know that you want one. Don’t lie.

@geauxcrimson Lawyers handing out business cards in the parking lot.

Let me go ahead and set an alert for the videos of the accidents that are gonna happen with this thing

Are you sure about that?

@ThreeGreen21 @budweiserusa

@RyanPLawson1 @budweiserusa I have merely stood on the shoulders of giants.

Most liked dad joke in the replies earns the title: King of Dad Jokes. Go.

@ThreeGreen21 @JohnCornyn

@RyanPLawson1 @JohnCornyn

In honor of Father's Day, I share some of my dad's (1922-1989) favorite aphorisms: 1. Say "never" or "always" and soon or immediately encounter the exception; 2. If you have never heard of it, you can't recall it; 3. If you've never seen it, you won't recognize it'; 4. Truth is independent of recognition; 5. Truth recognized by an antagonist is not untrue; 6. It sounds better with a foreign accent and best in a foreign language; 7. A series of unrecognized errors does not constitute experience; 8. Empiricism is better than logic that fails; 9. Not even genius will compensate for lack of experience; 10. The negative is more entertaining, easier to defend and more disruptive than the affirmative; 11. Statistics may prove the inconsequential to be of consequence; 12. TANSTAFL (The ain't no such thing as a free lunch).

@FreddyLA7 @JJWatt @ThreeGreen21

UPDATE: We’re on the plane to Buffalo!!! American Airlines was incredibly helpful and made it possible for us to get on this flight. A special thank you to @JJWatt for organizing it while we were in the air to Dallas. Big thanks as well to everyone else who offered their help.🙏

@JohnCornyn @ThreeGreen21

Your job to get ‘em, Mike, if you can. Can’t just complain about others. Prove us wrong.

@ThreeGreen21 @BonafideKRS You must be factoring in you driving a jet ski.

@BonafideKRS The chance of getting raped by a jet ski is low, but never zero.

Excuse me?

@AdamSchefter @GbaldwinKChiefs

Saints announced eight-time Pro-Bowl DE Cam Jordan officially is back in New Orleans on a one-year deal.

@ThreeGreen21 @SeedOilDsrspctr Nope. But it is a small world after all. lol

@SeedOilDsrspctr Virgo @RyanPLawson1 ?

I’m way more than 1”

Was torturing daughter with a cappella version of Loverboys classic “Working for the Weekend” as she gets ready for work today. She countered w getting her HomePod to play “It’s A Small World”, the worst song ever.

@barstoolsports @BarstoolGruden @VivaLaStool @ThreeGreen21

“You’ve been outta football for 15 years, what are you doing now?” -Jon Gruden “I’m a professional astrologer” -Ricky Williams