Ryan McDonnell

@atrupar @LDM_tigergirl For as long as I live, I’ll never understand how anyone with a single solitary semi-firing synapse could have thought that putting this evil idiot snake oil salesman in charge of our country would end in anything other than absolute disaster.

people rightfully trashed the government over their $30,000,000 private jet purchase - now, a personal friend of the premier could have just been paid as much as $500,000,000 by metrolinx as a ‘settlement’ over something they didn’t even own - people should be angry

Anti-DEI advocate, Erika Kirk, accepts honorary doctorate degree she didn't earn.

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

@TinaYazdani I can assure you @Fordnation, this taxpayer wants the receipts. I also want you phone records and all FOI information handed over. I want to see you actually investigated by law enforcement.

This means someone said “by sea” to him and he didn’t know what it meant

Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entreprenueurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privilege, a bad hair transplant, supplemental testosterone, an expired student visa, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, Ozempic, people loathing you so much they pay you to go away and most of all a sh*tload of government subsidies, you can accomplish whatever you want in America.

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

This isn’t something any of my followers will care about, but it’s my home so I’m going to say it: Doug Ford’s plan for the Toronto Islands Airport is a complete and utter disaster. It cannot be allowed to happen. It is horrific.

@Lukas25099206 @HammerNation19 This is not the defense of Cleveland's effort that you think it is.

@HammerNation19 Merril or Tyson had one and they called a horseshit foul

Per the ESPN play-by-play, the Cavs didn't record a defensive rebound in the final 5:57 of the game. That sounds unfathomable and made up.

My kids are so open to experiencing culture. They'll try anything… From chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a mexican restaurant.

Yes, because you now have two homes.

You gotta think the Blazers are gonna be celebrating this win for the entire 31-hour Greyhound ride back to Portland.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

Can we please throw these people in prison already?

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

@Oceanbreeze473 You're being dumb. Every peraon was elected and will have to be elected again. Thats not a dictatorship.

An unelected majority is called a dictatorship.

@billharmond @lawandchocolate No fam. We're good.

@lawandchocolate That's a threat? Canada's falling apart. Unhappy citizenry, declining standard of living, weak currency, unstable politically.

You mean like calling Canada the 51st state? Like that?

@mattigee @aakashgupta You seem fun.

@aakashgupta So there’s an oil crisis. Planes being cancelled. Petrol at historic highs. World war three about to kick off and we’re flying athletes half way around the world for a carnival show.

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500. The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero. Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds. In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose. The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos. 737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive. Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.