Ryan the Dad

Holy buckets!! I didn't expect to be laughing this hard at 5:45 A.M. 😂🤣😂😂🤣

@RpsAgainstTrump Everything is reactive. Petty, thin skinned, vindictive, childish reactions. No forethought. No plan. A country run by 3rd graders.

NYT: A senior Pentagon official said that Germany’s failure to contribute to the Iran war effort had frustrated the United States, and that the country’s rhetoric was inappropriate and unhelpful.

@atrupar Bro,... The doctors think you have dementia. 😅 Dude is a box of rocks.

Trump details how a "team of doctors" at Walter Reed administered a cognitive test to him

@Acyn A moron, warning people of the risk of empowering a moron. What a tragic time to be alive.

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

@atrupar Their entire political party is beholden to an 8 year old child.

Mike Johnson: "We are going to win the midterms so the grownups stay in charge"

What ear worm instantly transports you back to childhood? For me it’s the Dungeon Theme from The Legend of Zelda! Sound on!

@16bitnostalgia Same exact vibe.... The training music in Mike Tyson's Punch out.

@AdamKinzinger With all the GOP bluster about American greatness, she doesn't even realize that helping people around the world is one of our greatest achievements.

Can you imagine, someday you will face your creator, and have to justify yourself. Not gonna be a fun meeting for Nancy

@DAlban88882 @krassenstein I'm Italian. And I'm an independent.

@RyanScozz @krassenstein Why is there always one Irish guy who has to be the liberal?

8647. I mean it in the same way James Comey did.

@lexxishreds 🤮

Be honest, are you attracted to the smell of a hairy muff?

@tinayoshile I married one... So yes.

are you into Viet girls??

@LoHoFran @FluentInFinance I live in the bay area. Born and raised. I'm serious, if you need a resource, I have local information. 👍

@FluentInFinance My Gen Z son and five of his friends are trying to find a place to rent in the Bay Area.

Boomers: I bought my first house at 25 for $50,000. Millennials: I’m 30 and split rent with 3 roommates and work 2 jobs. Gen Z:

@omgjulissaa Landscaping is a must. We expect it from women. We should return the courtesy.

Men, do you shave or let it be?

@LoHoFran @atrupar Dude didn't actually make contact. Perfect karma... The only woman he can't inappropriately touch is his own wife. 😆

@atrupar That’s the most action he has had from her since Barron was conceived.

Trump cops a feel of Melania

@whatsupcathyz69 Kitchen.

floor couch or bed?

@itskimchigal Nope. I'm clean, she should be too.

Will you eat unwashed coochie?

The Cato Institute is a libertarian think tank. It just published a 30-year study showing immigrants paid 14.5 trillion dollars more in taxes than they received in government benefits. Every single year. For thirty years. Without exception. The country was lied to. Here is what the study found.🧵

@atrupar "For no reason and without evidence" I'm dying . 😅😂

Blanche: "Many people in this room have done it as well. They're just as guilty as a lot of people on X. When you have reporters, when you have media just being overly critical and calling the president horrible names for no reason and without evidence, it shouldn't surprise us that this type of rhetoric takes place."

@EmilySm43 Zero.

Be brutally honest 🤔

@itskimchigal In America. 😅

Where my American boys at? 🇺🇸😜