Ryan

The masculine urge to engage in conversations with strangers as if they were old friends.

Girl humor: “Look I belong to the streets”

talk to more girls bro

You told Girl A about how you were mean to Girl B and now Girl A wants to fuck you

@appleinteligen Congrats! when downgrade to iOS26?

I GOT IT OMG YAY

this is the most American thing I’ve seen today

This dude comes with the idea to create another tinder profile so he can do a 2 on 1 date I need to try this out and increase chances

@bxovo_ my brother you know the good stuff

HOLY SHIT I was THIS close to running out for the week Fable 5 launches → Anthropic resets everyone's limits back to 0% feels illegal

@appleinteligen Same meaning, different paperwork

@RyanTheZilla That’s the way we say waiting list here

someone tell me the difference between ‘Joined Waitlist’ and ‘Joined Waiting List’

@appleinteligen makes sense. apparently UK had to make things more complicated

@RyanTheZilla There’s no difference it’s just the way it’s spelt for the UK and USA

@popuniversee every movement feels cinematic

The combat system in Blood Message (Gameplay) ⚔️🔥

@ZherkaOfficial this is what we call a love story

The funniest streamer to ever do it.

@iatnon @ClaudeDevs lawsuit

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO CLAUDE. 68% percent of my max plan limit reached in 17 minutes! 37% of my weekly limit reached in less than 24 hours!?! I used to not go through any limits at all ever, and I didn't do anything that different just now. @ClaudeDevs what's going on?

last days Claude in unable to use properly. Waiting for session reset doesn’t work as they get hit almost immediately without me using Cannot even revoke token access for Claude code. wtf man ?? @claudeai @AnthropicAI

@FrenchOG3 plot twist she’s still single

When she tells you how to lie to her.

@asfdssdf14 @aruvinchan complain to your doctor about it

@aruvinchan well sadly he didnt love my penis ):

If you have a girl over and don't know how to transition from doing platonic things to sex, just memorize and use this line: "All right, let's get the party started now." And then take off your pants. I did that once, she laughed, but we still had sex... meaning it worked.

@ryisastar @RealRaidTech combination of words only Ryan knows about

@RealRaidTech i'm just goated

you're in a lego car complaining about realism

Brutal female nature many still don't know about... I will tell you, because when you learn the game, you'll know when it's being played with you. 1. Women don't fall in love first. They select first, then love comes after you win the audition. 2. A woman doesn't reject you because she has "standards". She rejects you because she has options. Cold, uncomfortable truth. 3. A woman can entertain 5 men, have feelings for 2, sleep with 1, and swear she's "loyal". Welcome to modern romance. 4. Women cheat emotionally first, physically second. By the time she sleeps with the other "new" guy, she already left the boyfriend many months ago. 5. Women never "accidentally" cheat. Men do. Women never cheat without having a backup plan, a storyline, and a justification. Cold, brutal truth. 6. A woman doesn't lose feelings, she transfers them. When she pulls away, the replacement is already warming up. 7. The guy she tells you not to worry about? She already fantasised about him. If she hasn't acted on it yet, she's waiting for the right excuse. 8. Women don't break up clean, they burn the bridge, blame the man for the flame, and come on social media to cry about it. _ Men that are absent from the game are always punished. Learn the game and female nature now, or see dust. _ Brothers, stay focused on you and your daily bread. 💰

@FWPlayboy Because she’ll NEVER let you know if it’s too less

Pound her as hard as you physically can She’ll let you know if it’s too much