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why is everyone's spouse/partner on my fyp suddenly dying today?

@ohitscalling ben criss la...

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

@cremieuxrecueil @Elijosss hmm....

@Elijosss Obese White gay guy

Cashier at the bodega said I got the secret combination of items that makes them all free, then didn't charge me. ?

@jointofindlove if avg male is 5'9" why is this 'statistically' the case?

The love of your life is 5’7 The funny, charming, sexy man you’re looking for is 5’7 The man who will be a wonderful father and incredible partner, statistically is 5’7 The man you are not able to imagine your life without is 5’7 Height discourse is stupid. Don’t deny yourself love just because of some arbitrary number you were born with. Have you ever let a few inches keep yourself from a loving relationship?

@existentialmeat God bless you and your daughter as you weather this storm.

My sweet beautiful wife passed away in her sleep last night. She was too young for this. My daughter is too young for this.

@mrloldev last time i was in actual mission some kid stepped of a bus and started puking on the sidewalk every few steps

Mission is maybe the best place in SF? Fuck marina

@michlimlim amen

26 is the ultimate coming-of-age age. the age of breakups (or engagements). the reality of your late 20s hits you like a bus. you try a new routine. new hobby. new city even. chasing the missed early 20s. at 26, you reinvent your life. my favorite thing to watch.

@sciad @volublevenus yeah like ahi

@volublevenus hol up that exists?

I see tuna tartare in my future

@neogoose_btw hope USCIS sees this 🫡

I’m directly affected by this new green card application policy. But I don’t get why everyone is so much panicking. I’m on O1 visa with an ongoing EB1 case, but if you think that I will give up my job to apply for green card you are wrong lol I guess I’ll just do a pleasant trip to Europe to visit my mom, will apply there and return back cause my O1 visa is still valid

@MelissaLMRogers @TELUSsupport i think i read somewhere this is partially bcs the country is so big the infra is expensive

I was chatting with my friend in Florida, they pay $25 a month for their unlimited cellphone plan. WHAT I’m paying over $100 a month with @TELUSsupport in Canada 🤯 Canadians are getting screwed big time

@Wyd_eshuu try cryo

Death is so weird cause, you just gone? Like forever??

@coldgorlfever more like very painful in my experience

Having a short romance is chic. A one night stand or a situationship is not chic. An official relationship longer than a year isn’t chic but a failed engagement? Very chic. Being married less than 3 years is not chic but after that it’s chic again. Divorced also chic

@teachrobotslove we dont know what we dont know

There are so many people who try to fix themselves with therapy, running, yoga, EMDR, antidepressants, benzos, Adderall, cocaine, throwing themselves into work, traveling, moving to a different city, finding someone new to fall in love with, getting drunk every night, finding religion, starting up a business, finding their "purpose," praying to God, praying to the devil, embracing atheism and the relief of the nothing, going to AA and becoming sober, taking up a hobby like woodworking or fishing, committing to a morning routine, journaling, creative work, essential oils, eating "clean", injecting peptides, getting their tarot done, having lots of sex, chasing money, chasing oblivion. They will do anything to fix themselves except the one thing that will actually fix them: Which is to stop lying to yourself.

@Execute_Ekblad @aakhiripastaaa im sorry <3

@aakhiripastaaa Wait until you get divorced, yall ain’t seen shit yet. Since my wife left I’ve lost contact with everyone

hold on, it gets worse at 27

@Howlingmutant0 @kenzietuff you read fiction??

@kenzietuff Loved both of those lmao

Just saw a clip of a young woman with a literature degree saying the last 10/10 books that she read were Madeline Miller's “Song of Achilles” and “Circe” and the comments were all praising her intelligence. I’m convinced you can use a few large words and normies are fooled.

@prestonjbyrne "Youtube is the single biggest challenge" really tells you what they care about regulating

They’re really trying to regulate packet switching in the UK. They actually want to do this.

@cormachayden_ vibecoded?

We are hiring to help rebuild Oasis. Every part of our stack and methodology is being questioned and redesigned from the ground up. Seeking world-class engineers and scientists driven to build the transparent health intelligence platform used and trusted by billions to stay informed. Priority hires: senior backend engineers to scale our infrastructure, health scientists to ensure accuracy, and operators to coordinate execution

@luisomor i mean you look underage in the first one, did you just finish puberty?

This is what eating 4 raw eggs every morning and moving to the Mediterranean did to my face.

@Duderichy credit card debt is crazy! Are you planning on winning the lottery in the next <4 weeks? No? Then wtf r we doing

credit card debt: hard no $200k undergrad debt: no $200k med school debt: yeah car loans: depends mortgage: yeah

check the USPTO registry before you pick your company's name.