Ryan Jones

Honestly, if you vote Green you are off your fucking head.

Get fucked @UKLabour @RestoreBritain_

Happy St George’s Day #StGeorgesDay

@BoJangles909 Would love too

Anyone wanna hear about all the filthy stuff Niamh Cryan gets up to behind her boyfriends back? She really is as filthy as she seems…

@UtdMaI What full blown injury crisis? Maguire and Martinez are suspended. De ligt is carrying an injury from before carrick arrived. Yoro has a knock but he’s expected back late April and dorgu did his hamstring in a match. Who else do you mean??

Carrick comes in and suddenly it’s shorter sessions, late arrivals on matchdays and “more freedom” in training… Result? Full-blown injury crisis. Amorim had tailored programmes, strict monitoring and proper load management and players were actually protected. United ripping up structure again just to audition another ex-player for the job. And we’re meant to believe this ends differently if he gets it permanently?

Shouldn’t have included the character!

@LegacySiu Anderson, Fred, rafael, Fabio, kleberson, telles, Andreas pereira oh and Cunha….

Antony and Casemiro excluded, Name a Brazilian that played for Manchester United You can’t

@elonmusk @DeryaTR_ My qualifications are my name is Ryan...

@DeryaTR_ Does he have any interest in running an airline? Might be a job opening soon.

Ryan, the creator of Node.js, is one of the top SWEs in the world. Anyone still claiming that humans writing code is simply trying to cope with the inevitable or being delusional. AI has already taken over coding. It has also become AI's own best tool.

@Lea_EFC Rangnick only signed a 6 month contract to manage the club for the remainder of the season so he wouldn’t have been paid any compensation!

Sir Jim Ratcliffe 🗣️”Lay off the kitchen staff we’re skint” The last 7 permanent managers payoffs: - Ruben Amorim £10m - Erik ten Hag £10.4m - Ralf Rangnick £14.7m - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer £7.5m - Jose Mourinho £19.6m - Louis van Gaal £8.4m - David Moyes £5.2m £75.8m 😂😂😂

@Rmcfmjay Fabio cannavaro….

Name any Italian that played for Real Madrid Impossible

@RupertLowe10 @RupertLowe10 i absolutely love your replies on this app! This country needs more bloody MP’s like you!

@JonathanPieNews I’m an MP dipshit.

Have you ever actually been to London?

HARRY MAGUIRE SCORED A PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL AT ANFIELD BEFORE £125M ALEXANDER ISAK 🤣🤣🤣

@ChrisRobshaw @Marvel Anytime man! Keep smashing it!

@RyanZac92 @Marvel I’m down for that. Thank you 🙏

@Marvel hear me out… you’re making a movie about the multiverse and variants…. And @ChrisRobshaw has just smashed it as Thor on Strictly… it’s the cameo we never knew we needed! #Strictly2025

@AldiUK think it’s about time you limited how many wooden toys people can buy! These came out today and are great value for a struggling parent and they are already on vinted for double or even triple the in store price. If you’re someone buying these and reselling at this extertionate mark up you should be ashamed of yourself! #Aldi #Vinted

@TheGriftReport I mean if you’ve been trying for 20 years and they haven’t invited you on surely you get the hint 😂😂

Antifa mugshots. Now you know why they all wear masks.

@HazelAppleyard_ @jk_rowling

He’s breaking all the chocolate frogs to own @jk_rowling I don’t think this affects her in any way

Make this racist bouncer famous. I think he should get assault charges. If this was white on black he would.