Ryan

My guy, this is how we know we won at life.

@daxdesai There were only 6 of them

Never seen this many military helicopters in our area. 25 helicopters. Just caught the tail end on video as I was working from home.

Consider these three attachments: 1) Epstein Files Transparency Act 2) Statement from Fox Digital 3) existing criminal statute

You just had to be there..

I think I’ve watched this three times already, and cant stop laughing. Puts a whole new spin on Tolkien 😂

Just reinforcing this point again... I PAY for Youtube TV, Disney +, ESPN + and HULU yet tonight, I still won't be able to watch Monday Night Football as multi billion dollar corporations are not making billions enough money off of everyone already. Fuck @YouTubeTV @Disney @espn

Watching LOTR with ads Is diabolical

Mark Sanchez coming home from the bar and seeing a delivery driver

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

When people stop talking, bad things happen. Rest in peace, @charliekirk11

ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH

If you think Dak Prescott spitting at the ground was innocent let me ask you this: Imagine if his spit was a plane & the ground was the Twin Towers. Yeah, not so funny now is it?

God Bless Football. @BarstoolBigCat

I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team. Turns out a small group of angry activists didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!

Exactly right !

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

yall think nardwuar be fuckin hoes

DOGE 🤔

@kyledhamilton_ Teddy Roosevelt and it’s not close

Not tryna be political but if all 45 presidents were in a Royal Rumble who would win?