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@RepSwalwell Yeah cuz you ain’t there sexually assaulting them

Those astronauts are the safest humans in the universe right now.

@BuzzPatterson Cross eyed shart

If a fart had a face.

@MarindaVannoy1 So should tiger woods Dr

If bartenders can go to jail for overseeing a drunk person who drives, then judges should go to jail for violent criminals they released who later killed someone.

The footage found on Anthony Weiner's laptop caused some of the most hardened NYPD officers to weep, vomit and seek psychological help.

George Blankenship got so emotional sharing the story of early Tesla The Model S was the first car from Tesla that was really meant for people to drive like a regular car It was their do-or-die moment. The production line pushed the company into one of the most terrifying survival stories in startup history 10,000 people trusted and handed Elon Musk $5,000 each without a car or a guarantee - only a promise The reality behind the scenes was grim. In Q2 2012, Tesla managed to deliver just 12 cars in an entire quarter. Wall Street was circling like vultures, waiting for them to die With the company’s life on the line, Elon took a massive, unbelievable gamble: he publicly tweeted that Tesla would be profitable by Q1 2013 To pull off that miracle, Elon demanded exactly 4,750 deliveries. The standard he set was absolute. The pressure was so intense that George Blankenship was required to email Elon every single night at exactly midnight with raw survival metrics: how many cars shipped, how many were ready, how many were moving By the final week, it was pure desperation and unity. IT guys were washing cars. Marketing guys were driving them across the lot. Under Elon's unrelenting drive, job titles vanished. Everyone did everything to keep the dream alive Then, on the final Saturday of the quarter, at exactly 3 PM... Car 4,750 was delivered Blankenship stood on his desk, looked at his exhausted team, and told them: "What you just did is monumental... not just for Tesla, but for what we're going to do for mankind" Tesla shocked the world that quarter with an $11M profit. The stock violently surged from $20 → $90 They did not just build a company. They forged a foundation for the entire EV revolution

@daltonbrewer You couldn’t have bought your wife without internet

Owning a Tesla in 2026 and not using FSD is like having the internet but never going online You have no idea what you’re missing out on The future has arrived, so stop living in the past

@JeffBezos Fuck off you retard

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@travelingflying Turn your speed limit off dip shit

I recently lost control of my Tesla on the highway at night due to high speed, extreme weather and road damage. I managed to avoid a crash, but it was a very close call. Since then, I’ve been hesitant to drive and haven’t enjoyed it as much. I’m not sure what the solution is.

@MarindaVannoy1 @IfindRetards I don’t get it

@IfindRetards I think he has too much microplastic in his balls and it's affecting his brain.

This guy is making big moves in the retard space.

@MarindaVannoy1 Do you ever not eat?

Do you ever eat breakfast for dinner?

@elonmusk @Ryandally08 That’s a dude!

@Ryandally08 I feel the same way about her

Deranged Australian politician, Jacqui Lambie, says that Elon Musk is a “social media knob” with “no social conscience” and should be in jail “with the key thrown away” She adds “he should not be allowed to be on his own ideology platform creating hatred”

@AngelaBelcamino @sophieraiin Nuts. She ain’t got either

@sophieraiin Girl you have crazy eyes 👀 😂

james fishback is just giving me free promo while ruining his own reputation 💀

@ReiiValentinaa He’ll fuck you I bet. Beautiful babies

Elon is packing a big rocket 🚀

@daltonbrewer If not dude drives like your mail order

I have questions Was FSD enabled? Why are we driving full speed into the smoke?! 🤔

@monae3500 @ReiiValentinaa I think you proved her point

I actually support black people killing each other. If that reduces the population of degenerates, why not continue it?

@EricLDaugh Sure haven’t heard much from lightbulb head lately

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Greg Steube is now calling for Ilhan Omar to be CRIMINALLY CHARGED and deported back to Somalia for immigration fraud after JD Vance said she obviously lied to become a citizen HE'S RIGHT! Make an example, and load the plane with other Somalis! 🔥 "If the evidence shows that she committed fraud to become a citizen of our country, she should be deported and charged with a crime. It's pretty basic stuff. I don't know why this hasn't been sent to the DOJ." "I would imagine she's not the only one in Minneapolis that have committed immigration fraud to get citizenship in our country" " And anybody that is committed in immigration fraud to become a citizen of our country should be charged with a crime and then deported. It's pretty simple!" H/t @bennyjohnson

@RedEagleUpdates @leeeeee_1985 Fu** no! He excludes the highest taxed people. BS!!!

🚨President Trump says he's going to give out the $2,000 tariff dividend check to middle class Americans WITHOUT Congress This is HUGE for the midterms! "$2K dividend and pay down debt. We'd set an income limit. We can make a payment to the people WITHOUT Congress!" Do you firmly support trump on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@Notwokenow Looks like a chomo

Far too many judges in this country have an elevated sense of their own value. This judge was extremely rude and condescending and he should absolutely apologize to the IT guy.

@JayInslee GTFO of Idaho you idiot

Great to see Americans on a space mission literally shoulder to shoulder with a Canadian. Amazing what we can do when we work together.

@GavinNewsom Of course. You’re a fraud

We’re challenging it. See you in court.