Rykert Toledano

Need to make a running tally of the events Tyler Shough has attended this year 😂

Have you ever wondered how much a college mascot makes attending weddings, ribbon cuttings, and other events? One famous fuzzy figure pulls in over $130,000 a year.

Kid knocked on my door “Sir, I can clean your trash cans for $20,” he told me nervously Must have been 10 years old Asked how many customers he’s had About 10 so far this week I thought for a moment That’s a $10,400 annual run rate “I’ll buy your business, kid. How does $300,000 sound?” His face lit up “Yes!” He eagerly shouted I lined up dozens of new customers and told him to get to work cleaning I issued $300,000 worth of new shares in a shell company and transferred them to the kid A few weeks later, he had made thousands of dollars for me by diligently cleaning garbage cans But then he came to me with a problem “Sir, my dad tried selling those shares you gave me, but there’s no bid. I can’t access any of the money.” Not my problem. Now get back to work, you are locked into a 5-year contract with a strict non-compete. Welcome to the real world kid.

The Commanders are set to be the latest team to convert their throwback uniform into their permanent uniform closet The Jets most recently did it in 2024, and the Giants & 49ers also took a throwback and expanded it back into their primary, current set Are there other NFL teams that should make their throwbacks part of their permanent look (again)?

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

‘I’M SICK OF RICH PEOPLE NOT PUTTING THEIR F*CKING KIDS OVER IN THESE WARS’ — Theo Von to Joe Rogan ‘PUT YOUR F*CKING HONKY ASS KIDS UP THERE. LET THEM GO SHED SOME F*CKING BLOOD’ ‘Put your f*cking honky little fancy ass f*cking kid up there’