michael stewart

Nobody dates or marries someone that doesn’t have similar beliefs, actions or societal views. What’s particularly funny isnt that this makes Mamdani the exact opposite of what the people who voted for him wanted but that hes going to launder all of their money away from them via taxes too while changing nothing

🚨 EXPLOSIVE: Mamdani's wife is not only a rabid anti-Semite Islamic fanatic, but she's also homophobic, and uses the "N" word. Oh, and she also volunteered to be a suicide bomber "If it does good for my cause, I’ll be happy to accept death.” @NYCMayor comment? Happy Ramadan!

@dsonoiki Shit, with this type of money Gavin Newsine could build a quarter of an overpass

for $200 billion, we could build 4 miles of rail between Los Angeles and Bakersfield but instead we choose to bomb Muslims

@lucawya Shoot ropes for the night or shoot ropes for life - next question

Spend a night with Madison Beer or Become Spider-Man and gain all his powers

@QuayLJones3 Always forget about the Vanilla Guerilla, which is wild bc with a name like that youd think there would be more visibility

👀 EAGLES FIRST THREE PICKS SINCE 2021: 2021 • DeVonta Smith • Landon Dickerson • Milton Williams 2022 • Jordan Davis • Cam Jurgens • Nakobe Dean 2023 • Jalen Carter • Nolan Smith • Tyler Steen 2024 • Quinyon Mitchell • Cooper DeJean • Jalyx Hunt 2025 • Jihaad Campbell • Andrew Mukuba • Ty Robinson 2026 ? ? ? Two First-Team All Pro selections, 9 Pro Bowls — Howie & the #Eagles are on an all-time drafting heater 🔥

@AdamFerrellNFL I propose for the Jets that if you succeed in ranking in the bottom five 5yrs consecutively that the owner is forced to sell the team

Rule changes proposed today: #Steelers - Making it permanent for teams to not have talks with more than 5 unrestricted free agents during free agency period. #Browns - Ability to trade for picks 5 years out. #Jets - Reward bottom 5 teams with 2 2nd round comp picks.

@LaRonHines But for real though, fuck her, fuck her stupid bitch ass kids and fuck people that support millionaires fucking over the common person

i’ll never forget the college scandal. y’all treated this lady like she committed M*rder😭

@BrettFavre Which one of these nepo hos needed poor peoples money to play volleyball for a year

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@MadamSavvy Well you certainly dont see this type of article about being a plumber, oil rigger or trash man so i think its safe to say its not about equality but how can they find a way to force themselves into perceived high paying low effort careers

i am so fucking sick and tired of this shit. can women just stop? just fucking stop. just stop with your pathetic stupid bullshit agenda. nothing has stopped women from coding and designing ai. nothing has stopped women from getting involved in tech. there is no problem. nothing needs to be fixed. but there always has to be a problem for DEI losers because if there isn't a problem, how can they sell the solution? this whole world has demonized men and made it "problematic" to do anything. Fuck off- women are such a problem and genuinely this kind of shit makes the strongest argument for stripping away rights. I am sick of it. I am sick of all of it. I am sick of loser women doing the bidding of a corrupt few men who are ruining everything while they sit cozy with their empires in the shadows. women have actively made everything they've tried to "fix" WORSE.

@LinettePaille Unlike women that fuck their highschool and middle school students, dogs, horses, cucumbers, various other phallus shaped vegetables, bed posts, and film it and post it all over the internet

When you realize that most men will fuck both of these women, you’ll begin to understand the problem. Men have zero standards and will fuck a goat, a pig, a lizard, a donkey, a dead corpse and film it and post it to the internet

@musserryan If you search up the events of DC, last night, the very night this guy posted this tweet, you will see all the viral footage of the navy yard being taken over in a mass by teenagers fighting, beating, jumping and curb stomping each other and committing various other crimes

This literally happens all the time in DC: outdoor movie nights all throughout the city, picnics in Lincoln Park and Malcolm X Park, music nights at The Parks and Yards Park, Jazz in the Garden, Fourth of July fireworks

@lynnek2005 The other dude caught that fish bc he unhooked it lol

I'm laughing! 🤣🤣🤣 He's so freaking excited that he's shaking! 🤦‍♀️

@KILLTOPARTY Notice how at the end, he brings up money, starts listing the cost and what the items were. The only person in this story that correlated dating to prostitution was him. He is the one the felt entitled to something for money, as if I transaction took place, not a date.

Is dating soft prostitution?

@LizzyStarrrdust Maybe i dont understand this graph but the female line indicating instances of sex everysingle day while the male line indicates no instances of this indicative of cheating or no?

Don't want a dead bedroom? Marry a slut. Yes, you can have it all, boys. You've just got to leave the redpill behind.

@HustleBitch_ Probably requires premium and the cheap as dealer put 85 in it

🚨 BRAND NEW $150,000 CADILLAC ESCALADE ALREADY ENGINE KNOCKING WITH JUST 18 MILES — CHECK ENGINE LIGHT FLASHING A man filming his brand new Cadillac Escalade-V “Magnus Frost,” one of just 255 produced, says something is already seriously wrong. The SUV has only 18 miles on the odometer. He says it never went faster than 50–55 mph on side streets while driving home from the dealership. Then his assistant starts the engine. Immediately… a loud engine knock. And right on cue, the dashboard lights up with a check engine warning. This isn’t some old beater. This is Cadillac’s flagship $150K+ performance SUV with barely enough miles to leave the lot. How does a brand new vehicle start knocking before the first oil change? If this happened to you 18 miles after buying it… what would you do next?

@shelbystardust Do you sell the originals

Day 23 of sharing my cursed art until I stop seeing this entity in my dreams 👹🖌️

@LeeHurstComic The real question at hand here should be, why does she like the outer banks so much

Hahahahahahahahaha.

At first glance this trade seems like an automatic SB appearance for the Rams and that pisses me off. But if you think about it AJ was crying about sharing reps with smitty, wait till his ass meets Puka and gets downgraded to WR2. He’ll be reading books laying down on the sideline with a snuggy on causing all kinds of drama and bullshit over there

In order for the Eagles to ever entertain trading A.J. Brown to the Rams, it would absolutely require premium assets in return. The 13th overall pick would certainly meet that criteria and is significantly more valuable than the 31st overall pick that the Patriots could provide.

@edgaralandough They dont even know you exist bro. For every person like you or me doing this, there are probably 250 others, making minimals on maxed out cards applying for more cards to max out and make minimals on

I know my credit card companies hate me 😂 I will run it up every month and pay it down to 1% utilization before the statement date then pay it in full right after. They’ve never gotten a cent of interest out of me but I have gotten 6 figures of rewards points out of them.

@Favwontmiss Good thing there’s no pressure to come up with original thoughts or not recycle tweets or you would fail to exist

why’s the pressure to “be the bigger person’’ always placed on the person who was wronged?

@ive_arc Me trying to figure out if his grandma not only willingly agreed to getting cancer but actually sought it out in exchange for the hopes of a better life, but more importantly the right to pretend like she was better than other people who didn’t get cancer for the same reason