Samuel "Turret" Slater

Wife saw the jacket and goes “you brought your master’s stuff” #shrink

@NOTdaRealGil Lovely track, did you tee off from the wrong tee box? #ifykyk

A couple shots from today’s round! Man what a golf course!!! I went in with very high expectations based on what I’d heard about it, and it still exceeded them. Special place!

Estancia, I am inside of you. Off to Augusta tonight.

Course is lovely too

The award for best clubhouse wine list west of the Mississippi: #ballknower

The Quarry at La Quinta, you were scrumptious. I don’t know how I feel about having to pickup and remove divots of any kind though

Left it in the short side bunker and made bogey.

Avg member age of 81.4 and home of the range where I learned to play.

Text from Mom. This is march?

I recommend getting to your nearest TV and watching Braden Smith take over a ball game

Can it be March already? I need madness and northern US golf

Thank god the committee put Miami in over Texas. Gotta applaud prioritizing competitive games.

@WagnerMustache Just made it far easier, drove all the members out, usual dormie activity.

@SAMTurretSlater Haven’t played there in years; what did they do to it?

Will never forgive them for what they did to Vic. Natl.

@mmathiasob @stuck_n_a_bunk Did you ever have the pleasure of playing it before? Dormie did what they do to all clubs, kill the charm, take the teeth out so that corporate hacks have more fun, and then clear foliage so it looks better on pictures.

@stuck_n_a_bunk @SAMTurretSlater I am a member there, it’s amazing. What did they do?? lol

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ice cold

community college and a blackberry flip phone

Braden Smith owns Bama

That mastercard tent