Johnson Wagner’s Mustache

@GigsandSwigs @EvinPriest @NoLayingUp @livgolf_league Me hitting like button on this tweet

@EvinPriest @NoLayingUp Gotta wonder if @livgolf_league needs to play the Pat Perez card again to right the ship?

JUST IN: statement from DP World Tour: “The DP World Tour and Jon Rahm have come to an agreement on conditional releases to play in conflicting tournaments on LIV Golf during the remainder of its 2026 season. This involves payment of all outstanding fines accrued from 2024 to date, along with participation in agreed DP World Tour tournaments (outside the Majors) in the remainder of the 2026 season.”

There is an unlikely but hilarious potential scenario where LIV hangs on in some depleted form after 2026 with very little money and nothing but scrub players, but they hang onto an increasingly miserable Jon Rahm because he can't get out of his contract

Anyone filming themselves during a competitive round with a dedicated camera crew for YouTube will be banned from all future purchases. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -Management

@AndyTFE @fried_egg_golf Stewie Cink is only mildly impressed

An absolutely elite hat tan from Sepp Straka, even has the strap in the back 😂

@UESgolf I agree, but Cobra doesn’t

Ben Griffin would be the absolute man if he didn’t wear those dumpy ass sunglasses

@Top100Rick Been saying this for years; the beating it would put on a 10 handicap would be akin to a Japanese game show

Watching Johnson Wagner recreate shots has convinced me of one thing 100%: The PGA Tour should broadcast 4 regular Joes every Monday playing the tour setup. Imagine a 0,5,10,15 handicap trying to battle the blue monster tomorrow. Counting every shot.

"These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized."

@JustinMacmahan Hit that Low T center b4 the race

I know so little about horse racing. Can someone please explain how the biggest underdog in the race (+8000) could gain this much ground in the final stretch? I remember thinking it made no sense at the time and I still don’t get it

@JohnnyTheScot Great cans @PaigeSpiranac

I think this is a typo. It should read: ‘Rate my underwear’. (We are now so far from Jones and Wethered and Cotton and Thomson…that it’s actually depressing). 🙄

@BowTied_Golfer Stop posting porn out here!

The game improvement irons have arrived

@testudoburner Same; pretty sure most born before ‘75 feel the same way

Can anyone else not physically putt with the flag stick in? I grew up playing when it was illegal to hit it putting from the green and mentally i just cant putt with it in

@KendoVT Be prepared to scrounge around for tee times there, too. #shrink

Meeting with a sales rep from a local country club tmrw. It’s a value/budget CC but I feel like it’s still better than scrounging for tee times against a billion people every week. Anybody got any tips on how to negotiate the price?

@BrianKirschner_ Same, but Covid put the best clubs in my area out of reach, sadly.

Waking up at 3am to play Bethpage (not even black) with a high of 55 degrees today makes me realize I need to just join a country club

@Cam_Jourdan @golfweek Translation: “I didn’t take the 💼, so you can damn well bet I’m voting for those fu*kers to be punished”

Jordan Spieth was asked about the ongoing situation with LIV and how the PGA Tour should treat players who want to return. "I'm not sure. I'm not sure if it should be the same for everyone. I know olive branches were given out, you know, a couple months ago. Brooks took 'em up on it. So I'm not sure what would now change. Obviously with, if it -- and I don't even know, that doesn't necessarily mean that LIV's not going to still move on, too. "I think there's just too many unknowns for me to have a good gauge on what would happen there. But I think, if there's a system for Brooks and a system for Patrick Reed, does that stay the same for guys in the same category as those two coming back or does it change now. Does it change for guys who sued and dropped their membership. "There's just a lot of different things that happened over the last four years for that. I'm kind of glad I'm not in that room, and I trust the guys that are in that room to make the right decision."

@mgchiversNCG Stealing a line from @BowTied_Golfer: this is military-grade propaganda

‘Pursued something he believed in’ This is all becoming so, so tedious now

@arlowhite “Something he believes in”. I’m dying 😂

Imagine admonishing a world class sportsman, and telling him what he should do with his life, from behind a key board. He’s won titles at LIV. Helmed a winning team, and pursued something he believes in. The pearl clutching continues.

@GolfweekNichols @Cam_Jourdan Jelly!

Bel-Air is endlessly interesting. So much variety. Visually stunning. From the city views to the tunnels to the swinging bridge to taking an elevator to the next tee, it’s memorable at every turn. A highlight at the end of play was time spent with Penny! The Curtis Cup, with no ropes, will be a treat for fans.

@tweeth_mitchell Same, but if I'm being honest, I thought it was Death Cab for Cutie for about a month.

I would pay a month's salary to hear Carry the Zero for the first time again

@tomandmartys Sorry, I only have Camel cash

Just finished my 10,000 word article, “The Emasculation of Scottie Scheffler by the Indomitable Cameron Young” and putting it out for bidding to all golf media outlets. Note: Will accept Arby’s gift cards as payment.

@EliteGolfDad @BryanTweed16 Solid, but you lost me on the Roadhouse remake. BTW, I feel this way about Mads Mikkelsen.

Semi-obscure, non-golf tweet. I will watch anything Billy Magnussen is. Very few current actors I find as talented or as entertaining as he is. Maybe one person will relate to this. @BryanTweed16 don’t let me be alone here.