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@davies_x @NetflixUK That 3rd one now?

@NetflixUK @SArmitage10 another one!

A holy mystery unfolds. WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY arrives in select cinemas 26 November and on Netflix worldwide 12 December.

@davies_x @talkaboutlufcv2 😂😂

@talkaboutlufcv2 @SArmitage10 ey 😂

Bloody hell, didn’t take long… #LUFC

@NetflixUK @davies_x

The Night Agent returns for Season 2 on 23 January!

@davies_x @LUFC I noticed that already 😂

@LUFC @SArmitage10 thank god one hasn't been changed to our wedding day

📺 Four more #LUFC fixtures have been selected and moved for live TV broadcast, confirming our schedule up until February

@davies_x @alifarhat79 I wouldn't but that's ace 😂

@alifarhat79 @SArmitage10 this is the sort of shit you'd bet on

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night? Me:

@davies_x @danniphantumm 😂 just there to wind us up

@danniphantumm @SArmitage10 everytime!

@davies_x @Pandamoanimum Everyday

@Pandamoanimum @SArmitage10

My husband when he sees me wandering round the house with a tape measure.

@davies_x @ajohnstoncsc Jesus 😂

@ajohnstoncsc @SArmitage10 😂😂😂😂

@davies_x @NetflixUK @michkeegan 😂 you did say

@NetflixUK @michkeegan @SArmitage10

This is a @michkeegan's coats in Fool Me Once appreciation post.🤌

@davies_x @fesshole Sounds like something you would do

@fesshole @SArmitage10

My husband once told me which song he wants to be played at his funeral and now when he pisses me off, rather than dealing with the issue, I play the song as a subtle threat. I don't think he has noticed yet.

@davies_x @RadioX Oh ye 😂 good that haha

@RadioX @SArmitage10 I'm gonna say meatloaf 😂

What track did you start 2024 with? 👏

@davies_x @LewisJ815 Absolutely no idea

@LewisJ815 @SArmitage10

Is there anything more annoying than work secret Santa’s? What on earth do you get someone you know nothing about 🫠

@davies_x @GirlsAloud Jog on

@SArmitage10 @GirlsAloud Well non of my other hints have worked ever so don't expect much tbh 😂

Announcing our #TheGirlsAloudShow arena tour next May/June 2024. A celebration of Sarah, our music & our incredible fans. On sale Fri 1 Dec, Presale Weds 29 Nov. Signup: fanlink.to/GirlsAloudSign…. We can’t wait to sing & dance with you again -Cheryl, Kimberley, Nadine & Nicola 📣

@davies_x @GirlsAloud Hint hint lol

@GirlsAloud @SArmitage10 🤗😏

@davies_x @Pipskin Anniversary present for you 😂

@Pipskin @SArmitage10

Well well WELL… who’d a thunk it? ‘The Big Craptic Quizbook’ is being published by a proper, actual, bona fide Publisher - and you can pre-order it from TODAY! OooOOOoo🥳 Out in October - over 1000 clues to annoy you for years WAHOO! smarturl.it/BigCrapticQuiz…

@davies_x @NetflixUK Erm not sure bout this one 😂

@NetflixUK @SArmitage10

Tyson. Paris. Tommy. Molly-Mae. A *lot* of children. At Home With The Furys. Coming to Netflix 16 August.

@davies_x @petercrouch @therapycrouch 😂😂

@petercrouch @therapycrouch @SArmitage10

👀 thank god someone is doing something about them @therapycrouch

@davies_x Wow I love leeds but no chance

Choices to make now. 09/10 season Oliver born - promoted. 19/20 season Ava born - promoted. Pants off @SArmitage10 😂😂😂😂 #lufc

@davies_x @anon_opin 🥱

@anon_opin @SArmitage10

Wearing a football top beyond the age of 12 is embarrassing

@davies_x @tobytarrant 🤣 regular occurance in our house this

@tobytarrant @SArmitage10

When you recognise an actor from somewhere...