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This little fella, only 6 months old needs rescuing. We’re off on a 150 mile trip this morning to see if we can bring him home….

I lost my beloved daughter Grace O’Malley-Kumar in the Nottingham attacks. She was a 19 year old medical student. She fought a marauding man almost twice her age armed with a dagger. She tried to protect a friend and paid the ultimate price. She placed, ‘friendship before fear’ #graceomalleykumarfoundation #graceomalleykumarcup

@girlwithredhurr Must. Not. Respond 🤣

How can you not watch all of this without a massive smile on our face! So many haters, man 😂 Love Rice, love this.

@PrettyCitiesX Blackpool, England.

Guess the city name

@Number1Pedro Maybe one day you’ll even get to go to a game.

Your club and city are a shithole, your people are classless and your captain was a cunt. We don’t want your support.

Should we inform Arsenal fans in Ethiopia about what will happen on May 30th, 2026 or we should still wait? 😂

@futbolesqueAFC One day you might even get to go and see a game.

This season has made me realise that people hate Arsenal more than they love their own teams and that's truly embarrassing Rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season.

@TheGriftReport Nope. Not crying 😢

7-year-old Staffordshire bull terrier Jock went missing for three days in searing 20C+ heat in Rothbury, Northumberland after breaking free from his owner’s grip during a walk. The black brindled Staffie became tangled by his lead in dense undergrowth with no food or water. Owner Andrew Charleton, 63, a former Northumberland Water area manager recovering from head and neck cancer, led frantic searches with locals, farmers and gamekeepers. Jock had been Andrew’s constant companion through 30 rounds of radiotherapy and six rounds of chemotherapy, the dog was bought as a puppy to help him recover. At 5am on Thursday the Northumberland National Park Mountain Rescue Team deployed a thermal drone. Pilot Carl Hamilton located Jock in just ten minutes. Rescuers freed the hungry but completely unharmed dog. Jock bounced straight into Andrew’s arms; the owner broke down in tears saying: “He’s my best mate… I don’t know how he survived. He’s one tough dog.” The emotional reunion has been called a miracle by the team and local councillors. Jock is now back home wearing a tracker collar.

@CrimeLdn What a lovely, diverse and inviting place to visit.

Yesterday in Birmingham..

@PulaRJS About as believable as you, a father of 4 saying “it’s impossible to know what “biological” sex someone is” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Testimony from the heroic Juliet Lamont - from this week's Double Down Newswatch.

@PulaRJS Bloke with 4 kids pretends “it’s impossible to know what “biological” sex someone is” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The new guidance from the EHRA brings a sledge hammer to the complex area of single sex spaces. As the EHRC acknowledges – it’s impossible to know what “biological” sex someone is. Even if toilet police were to start inspecting people – what would an inspection of someone who has medically transitioned reveal? "Concerns raised by other service users" will be a key factor in determining whether the owners of facilities should approach people to ask their gender. This should be done "sensitively". If anyone can explain how you approach a woman in public toilets and ask "do you have or have you ever had a penis” sensitively I’m all ears. I may be missing something here. But I don’t see how this is anything other than a charter for toilet vigilantes to hound, not just trans people, but any woman who fails to conform to conventional ideas of femininity. novaramedia.com/2026/05/29/tra…

@I_amMukhtar It’s amazing what political tribalism does to a person.

I've just watched Laura Kuenssberg's interview with Nicola Sturgeon, and she comes a cross very credible, and you can clearly see that she's hurt. I believe her.

@jk_rowling I’d have such a better watch collection if my wife’s observational skills were the same as hers.

The BBC should have sent a hypnotist.

@PulaRJS She went on a sex cruise to Gaza 🤷🏻

This week's Double Down Newswatch includes the first in-depth interview with a victim of sexual assault from the Gaza flotilla. It's horrific. If this is what they do to a white western woman, imagine what they do to Palestinian men. youtube.com/watch?v=Xq6V8p…

@BBCArchive I beat all those kids on Kickstart on my Commodore 64

For a generation of kids, an essential part of the school holidays was tuning into motorcycle competition Junior Kick Start. #OnThisDay in 1990 one of those competing was 13-year-old Dougie Lampkin who would become a successful professional trials rider with an MBE for his work.

Nothing changes…

SPOT THE BALL Using your skill and judgement, place an X where you think Gabriel's penalty landed @Arsenal

@sharronlb102 That is so wrong.

Elite dessert...chopped banana and cold custard, mixed with crushed rich tea or digestive biscuits 😋

@PickeringPotter @Fradderstokie 😂😂 I remember Bill, grey hair and glasses?

@SC0TY @Fradderstokie It’s a small world 🤷🏼‍♂️ I got caught skinny dipping with my then girlfriend by Bill the caretaker once. Never did find out if he told my old man 🤔.

Heading to North Yorkshire to visit our son with oatcakes…. Food of the gods 😋 You can take the boy out of Stoke…..

@AriDrennen No turning needed.

27 is so young. You have decades to enjoy being a weird woman. Please don’t spend them trying to get the government to turn me into a man.