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@MargoMartin47 Is Georgia Women’s Tennis in the room with us?

Congratulations, Georgia Women’s Tennis! 🇺🇸

@orlaminihane She isn’t dead. Stop posting half truths in order to farm engagement. The action itself was horrific enough, you don’t need to sensationalise it for your own gain.

This woman is now dead. What in Gods name has happened to this country. Women are now murdering other Women on the streets. We are witnessing a total breakdown of society. Zero respect. Zero tolerance. Zero law and order! I hope it was worth the 25 years in prison for murder! Absolutely horrific! RIP 💔

@gtconway3d Here is an image of Trump as a pilot.

@kyylien That is a strong line up!! Special affection for Nick 🫶🏼

10 characters to get to know me!!! 1. Olivia Benson 2. Nick Miller 3. Carrie Bradshaw 4. Katherine Mayfair 5. Gracie Hart 6. Jenna Rink 7. Elliot Stabler 8. Karen Walker 9. Leslie Knope 10. Addison Montgomery

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@PressSec 😂😂😂😂 you didn’t win anything, all your necks are firmly under Israel’s knee. What an embarrassing back down! 🤣🤣🤣

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@kyylien 🙋🏻‍♀️ 2026

UPCOMING BRIDES!!!!!!!! 👰🏼‍♀️ if you see this, reply or send me a dm!!! I need some of y’allllllll

@MonkEmma You are honestly the best!!

Another day, another right-wing outrage🙄 We had Easter eggs last weekend, then children doing yoga at school... And now it's..... Bubble bath!😆 Is there anything that doesn't enrage them? So let's take a look at the "concerns" 🧵1/19

@tedcruz Uh oh Ted, your IQ is showing again 🫣

Beneath contempt.

@London_W4 The most fab wee street - the houses are so unassuming from the outside but why lies within is incredible!!

And now I’m here. I just got off the train at Waterloo Station in London and it’s pretty much the law that I have to walk down this street when I’m here. And listen; there’s no way I could have known there was a pub at the end of the street. Ok?!

@LucyTCWife The fact they have to tell you to be more mindful 😂😂😂

I think you lot broke the record this week of reports to probation. My probation officer to me- “Lucy try not to give these people ammunition, we know they scroll through your posts relentlessly, so just be more mindful” I have seen probation every single week since August. I think they know me better than trolls on Twitter. So do us all a favour and stop wasting probations resources. There are many people under probation that actually need probations help. They need help with housing, mental health, getting off drugs and alcohol, rebuilding their lives in general. Probation aren’t just there to uphold people’s licences etc, they are there to help people rebuild and rehabilitate. Reporting me to probation every day eats into their time, time that could be used to genuinely help people get their life in order. You pretend to be kind and take the moral high ground, but we see you.

@mattvanswol @NYMag Oh so that must make it impossible for ANYONE IN THE WORLD to regret having children 😂😂😂

@NYMag This is just complete propaganda. I have talked to tens of thousands of parents in my life, many of us have. I’ve heard a lot of insane things from parents. But the ONE THING I have yet to hear from a single parent I have ever talked to: Is that they regret having children.

Sooner or later, everyone has to decide whether to give up lazy weekends, disposable income, and overall peace of mind to have a baby instead. For many of those on the fence, one anxiety looms large: What if I make the wrong choice? Parent regret is more common than you might think — the r/regretfulparents sub-Reddit alone gets around 70,000 weekly visitors who anonymously commiserate — though stigma makes it hard to admit in real life. Writer Bindu Bansinath speaks with three moms of young children about why they wish they could go back to their old lives: nymag.visitlink.me/Sv0c_9

@RpsAgainstTrump “I understand the concern except I don’t actually give a shit”

JD Vance: "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents" (June 2025)

You've changed your tune. @LucyTCWife

@djstevemcgrath AIB are one of the most backward, difficult organisations I’ve ever encountered

The year is 2026 & AIB still insist on using one of these to set up a simple standing order. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Only took an hour of searching the house to find it.

@Nigel_Farage Cheating 😂😂😂😂

This election was a victory for sectarian voting and cheating. Matt Goodwin was a great candidate for us. Roll on the elections on May 7th. It will be goodbye Starmer and goodbye to the Tory party.

@LucyTCWife Who’s funding your grift?

£16 for a glass of wine and a water!! Yep I’m definitely in Khans territory! Cheers 🥂

@LucyTCWife @Femi_FPolitics 😂😂😂 classy broad you are!

You muggy cunt! I saw you smirking at me and taking photos! Note you knew who I was but I didn’t know who you were. Irrelevant!! You have used up all your life lines now. Posting photos of me making yourself relevant. You will be hearing my lawyers. You are a danger to society.

There was a terrorist on my train today!!!

@Eric_Conn 😂😂😂😂😂 never leaving this app, you bots provide the best entertainment!

One of the worst things that ever happened to America was allowing women into the legal profession. There should be no female lawyers or judges in this nation. That's why the legal system is full of suicidal empathy. 65% of the judges appointed by Biden were women.

@AliR_Ahmadi @mehdirhasan Is the other dog Trump?

God damn.

This is hilarious. theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…