Phlecktasm

@LRNROSE That my car is a diesel. I've had two separate instances of strangers at gas stations who want to make sure I know I'm putting diesel in my...car with a diesel engine.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

@BENZOTOOIE Definitely not as popular as the ones you've listed here, but The Americans needs to be mentioned.

When was the last time a popular show had a good final season and a satisfying finale because I genuinely can’t remember.

@mountaingrl_ Winery cat

If you could reincarnate as anything other than a human, what would you reincarnate as?

@txsinatrafan This is why I no longer groan

One of Phish’s magic powers is to take a song you kind of groan over and make it a banger.

@frogmode07 Gah, this set FUCKS

Tube 7-2-11

@EddieTrunk Very Bad Take

I will never understand why artists with huge deep catalogs do cover songs live. I get it’s cool / different for them. But if I’m going to see an act with a deep big catalog I love I want to hear their songs. Unless they had a hit with that cover. Then I get it. IMO

@TakeThatNurses You must learn the difference between "absence of cat, chill," and "absence of cat, sus."

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

Ain’t no reason to be sad

@MrPitbull07 Sauteed green beans and/or cucumber and tomato salad.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

@ViktoriaKrista Another fantastic example.

You know what. I get it. Couple years ago,I did a story about swim classes for babies. Asked for a random family taking classes. Turns out I got Alex Tuch. Didn't recognize him at the time, so he ended up "dad." But I did wonder what work they did to afford a cottage on a lake🤣

@BaileyCarlin Also a Ween patch on the backpack? Hell yeah. No notes.

One of the funniest videos of all time. - Slips like a cartoon character on a banana peel - Professional photographer there - Woman literally jumping for joy - So embarrassed he runs runs away - Raucous cheers for the top embarrassing moment of his life

@riverportgin The way I was screaming MAKE OUT. Bless you and your timeline 🙏🏻

I found it ❤️

@JGbs23953986 @tintafey Came here to say this 😂

@tintafey the fact that that one like is probably his

@theashleyray This is the best possible recommendation.

@lanaflverde Dune core?

I wish i had the patience to put this much effort into outfits 😮‍💨

@elonmusk Y'all, he fucking knows. He's deliberately stirring shit. Put down the K and back away from the internet, Elmo.

Given that he’s on the ballot twice, maybe he can win twice too 🤦‍♂️

@MinnieFluff Great instincts.

8:30 in the morning and my almost 3 year old is insisting we put the Deer Creek Simple on. Must be Halloween

@riverportgin Thank you for your service.

got through all of fukouka twist at the function tonight and nobody attempted to turn it off #vindicated