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@centristjim1 @JacobRo75948609 @StokeyyG2 It'll be points deduction in the EFL, so either next season if you don't go up, or for whenever you land back in the championship.

@JacobRo75948609 @StokeyyG2 Points deduction would be silly given it wouldn’t apply to the premier league if we went up. And there’s no way the efl would kick us out for something so petty. It’ll be a fine

Right okay… This is a BIG IF but IF Southampton do get done for their ‘spygate scandal’ and actually kicked out the playoffs, do Hull just go to the Premier League or do Boro take their place?

@TalkingTHFC Oh, you most certainly are.

I'm surely not seeing EVERTON fans now wanting to relegate us - not for their European aspirations, but simply to relegate us. The same fan-base that was effectively sending us off to Madrid in 2019 like war heroes. What a weird, weird age of football we live in now.

@Beniesta_ It's essentially a European Super League now...

6th being Champions League devalues the tournament You cannot have 3 teams, who have 0 major honours, compete in the “CHAMPIONS” league

@SamJDean *Arsenal won 35 games, not Rice. In that logic, it would go to any of the other arsenal players as well

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@Footballtweet Literally hits the top of his foot, yet your still shit here has him three inches above the ankle. At least show the point of impact.

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Is that a red card challenge?

@Blue_McKenna Did you see how quick he ran when he sneaked back on?!

Got a lot of time for Everton fans. But they've just seen Doku nearly have his ankle snapped. Clear as day from any angle. Yet they boo him for thankfully getting up from the challange, then boo him of the pitch?

@JamieAA_Again @Priceless_MCI But that's not how it works thought. IF he gets a touch to it before guehi does then yes. Though I agree with your logic (having played the game and argued that same scenario!) it doesn't actually translate as such

@SFenney @Priceless_MCI You have just walked through the exact logic of why it is offside. "if it went directly to Barry, offside"... Yes Guehi was impacted by the offside player hence it is must be called offside if the play continues, especially if it benefits Everton.

Genuinely how’s this not offside ??

@JamieAA_Again @Priceless_MCI Give up! If it went directly to Barry, offside, it went to guehi, under zero pressure, new phase.

@Priceless_MCI It's not a new phase of play because they would have to bring it back for the offside because the offside player has impacted the initial decision of Guehi. As has happened the entire season the rules have been bent to "put a new name on the trophy".

@henrywinter Jesus Christ, it's not as bad as you are all making out! He gets him on his foot, flat on the floor

Football needs a long look at itself, its Laws, its consistency of application, officiating standards and use of VAR when you can pull an opponent’s hair and get a three-game ban and go in hard on an opponent, endangering them, Keane on Doku, and get just a yellow 🤷 #EVEMCI

Andy Hinchcliffe is a bell end. Pass it on. #evemancity

@GuntherEagleman Ego*

@GuntherEagleman You understand the reason they were in Germany don't you? Nato is far from panicking but you're feeling a lovely story to flatter you egi

🚨 CONFIRMED! President Trump is BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME! First batch of 5,000 U.S. soldiers starting immediate withdrawal from Germany! NATO is panicking!

@ScoutTom_ He's still not that good of a player, but he's doing what he is asked to do. If you show a map of the goals he's scored this season, they are all in the same area, right in the middle of the goal. But fair play, he's still scoring them.

Maybe it was time for Dominic Calvert-Lewin to leave Everton but look at the season he’s having at Leeds. England call-up, consistent output. Given Everton’s options in that position, he’s a level above and likely been the difference in pushing them into Europe.

@implausibleblog Would you rather him pull a feather out and tickle his feet?

Left: Head of Met Police Mark Rowley suggests that Zack Polanski undermines the ability of police officers to work Right: It seems that Zack Polanski, like many of us, was wondering why police officers kicked a man on the ground five times in the head I'm not anti police. I've never trained or worked in any part of policing. And I'm grateful every day that we have police men and women who run towards danger to protect all of us in society I can appreciate fast moving instances where officers have to act on their feet, especially when there's a dangerous person who stabbed two people, and they need to disarm them as quickly as possible But it's the five kicks to the attackers head which makes many of us wonder if that was an appropriate way to respond I've muted the video in the first playing so you can hear the commissioner. I've kept the audio in the second playing so you can hear the officers You can hear the police officers repeatedly shout 'drop the knife' as they're kicking him in the head. You can also see they're holding a taser, which presumably immobilised the attacker which is why he's on the ground not really moving. And when they pull his arm out to get him to drop the knife, his arm is shaking (taser?) We all rely on the police to keep us safe, but I don't think it's unreasonable to ask @metpoliceuk if kicking someone in the head five times is acceptable normal practice I'd welcome any clarity from any experienced police officer, or directly from the Met, just to reassure the public on the reasons why these actions were taken I'd also appreciate the integrity of responding with an explanation, not to assume that these questions are meant to demean or diminish the ability of our police to keep us safe

@AE0GE0 @QuantumGuard17 Noone here likes him. Sorry, maybe farrage, but then noone actually likes him either

@QuantumGuard17 He could take England & they would love him for it

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump's $10 BILLION dollar defamation lawsuit against the BBC will officially begin in February 2027 — after a judge slaps down the BBC's move to dismiss the case BOOM! BANKRUPT THE BBC for lying about Trump on Jan. 6th! 🔥🔥

@carldibbert @WestHam_Central Englands number 1 💙

@WestHam_Central He’s a fukn dog mate He’ll do it again and get away with it again

Jordan Pickford – serial offender.

@travelingflying I'll take "Things you won't hear a European say" for £500 please

President Trump is very popular even among Europeans. I know many people in Europe who wish they lived in the U.S. just so Trump would be their president.

@3YearLetterman Don't elect/support convicted felons

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@Highwayman75djm @TheFloridaMike @isthisdimpeeb If you were under attack NATO would come. That's how they work. But that doesn't suit your narrative does it?

@TheFloridaMike @isthisdimpeeb Time for NATO to end, Mike! Billions wasted on supposed Allies who won’t come to our aid.

A NATO That Doesn’t Support U.S. Action Shouldn’t Exist. If Europe wishes to be protected while reserving the right to sabotage its protector’s actions, let it build and fund its own shield. Agree or disagree? Hat Tip to @isthisdimpeeb.

@The_Third_Kit 6 years on yet "does it regularly" 🤷🏼‍♂️

6 years on and Pickford is still at it. Does it regularly, shithouse of a player.