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@wtowandsworth Thought you might like this shot of one of your team hard at work tonight in Tooting Market.

Utterly blown away by how lax @FlyAirNZ are being with people's personal information. I've contacted them three times to let them know that my email address has been put against someone else's booking and they've done nothing.

@HYPEBEAST Strong Heineken vibes.

Seiko x HUF is back for round 2 🟢

@fesshole I can’t get past the fact that you names your daughters 5 and 8.

Each night I bid my daughters (5 and 8) goodnight with "goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the rats eat the skin off your face". In my mind I'm being a silly "fun dad", but part of me wonders if I might actually be a daft cunt who shouldn't have been allowed to raise children.

@BritishGQ I hope the article is better written than this tweet.

Before the 83rd Golden Globes, the actors checks in to discuss Stephen Graham, dressing when you're gq-magazine.co.uk/article/adoles…

Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work.

I’ve been watching American football for over thirty years. I have no idea about American football. How the fuck did that just happen? #NFLPlayoffs

@bill_mcconkey Snake Eyes and Optimus Prime. Snake Eyes driving Optimus Prime!

Hey gang, help out your ol' Uncle Bill here with a picture.. 2 questions: 1) Most iconic GI Joe toy? 2) Most iconic 80s toy?

@InquizitionQuiz Round two, Q13. Spectacular. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@prodnose Magic Numbers supporting Franz Ferdinand. I thought it was a joke that I didn’t understand.

While this utter shitshow drags on, agood time to ask: Who is the worst support band you ever saw? #WorldCup2026

Why THE FUCK am I paying for SkyQ if you’re going to ruin the shows I’m recording? Braindead planning. How has no one who works there questioned this? Imbeciles.

@SkySportsPL Why THE FUCK are you showing the F1 results during the Chelsea Arsenal match? Some people actually want to watch the race after the football finishes. What kind of moron, no-nothing, useless producer is running this shitshow?

Luckily, @Channel4's #Hunted has taught me that there will be HD footage available from the station with clear sight of his face in close up and we will be able to trace his escape from the surrounding shop's 4K CCTV. metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/com…

Did not see this one coming. What a performance.

*GOOGLE IS PAC-MAN KLAXON* This is not a drill!

got the DUB!

Not often "sacked in the morning" is wrong because it's allowing too much time. #sackedinaminute

Have it. #NFLUK #NFL

@RoyalMailHelp This has been dealt with, but it might be a good idea for a little word to go out to your delivery staff. Returning it to the office for collection would have been smarter and safer.

Dear @RoyalMail, lets discuss the definition of "safe place." What do you think happens to boxes left in bins on rubbish collection day?