Jon Heyman, SI Ghost

@richarddeitsch @TheBigLead Could be anything, really. It's ESPN after all.

Hey @Buster_ESPN, sorry about the block thing. CBS made me. We cool now, yo?

@daynperry @matthewcerrone Do what I do. Make it up.

Yes pls. RT: @DavidWaldstein: Hear Kuroda now def. willing to pitch for East Coast team. Yanks have advantage in Martin, former catcher.

@NYPost_Kernan @MarcCarig @pilam76 Seriously. And neither of you are cool enough to warrant using the pic anyway.

If Albert Pujols is only 31, I will vote for Jeff Bagwell to go to the Hall. Fuck, I'll invent a time machine so I can vote for Blyleven.

@keithlaw wanna go to starbucks?

@packers4glory @dgoold It's called aJOKE.

@bigleaguestew sadtrombone.com

direct @str8edgeracer @carlosbeltran15 hey any rumors I can pass on as EXCLUSIVES? you want me to link you guys to the Yankees to boost $$$?

OK, @DaynPerry demands that I break some news. Here's one: @OldHossRadbourn and St. Paul Saints agree to a 100 year, $1 billion deal.

Can confirm #Marlins are in on C.J. Wilson, at least for now

hearing #Marlins boosted offer to pujols to 13 years.... they are obvs pushing hard... long and hard...

@jaketherron Go fukc yourself

@Glynnmania Only for you.

@jmb22392 @Ken_Rosenthal I think it is UNPOSSIBLE.

Also: Marlin contracts come with a free coupon book to Medieval Times.

HEARD THIS: Manny Ramirez is calling GMs ***DIRECTLY** in order to find work. Even called Tony Reagans, who offered him a contract.

@AJKlein09 WAGER ACCEPTED