Sarah

@nishozoldyck Puns aren’t generally my sense of humor but I approve this message

hoe ass bitch

and with you

In Turkey, an elderly man who makes a living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat who asks him to brush his fur.

@Ravenismeee Yes 👯‍♀️

Are you still friends with your high school bestie?

@PaulTassi Ya sure they aren’t olives 🫒

Accidentally bought seeded grapes. Why do these even exist. What kind of psychopath eats these

@MarcoFoster_ @joerogan Joe don’t you text with the President

Joe Rogan: “The whole Epstein thing is so crazy that no one’s gone to jail for that. No arrests, no one’s being brought in. Meanwhile, Comey is getting arrested for a photo of seashells that say 8647. This is a crazy thing to arrest someone for. It sets a crazy precedent”

Yeah let’s not all look the same 🤖🐸

@SenRandPaul A bunch of men banding together for a ballroom… sounds like a storyline for Bravo TV 💅🏻

I'm dropping a bill tomorrow. Let's build the Ballroom.

@WallStreetApes Joining your cause 🙅🏼‍♀️ @BPLyons11

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@WallStreetApes Is it ☕️ gonna come with 3D glasses or something? Your coffee originated in Seattle but it’s the worst option I have in my PNW town. There’s nothing premium about it.

Real

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

@60Minutes “Babies are a bet on the future” Bro the future looks bleak rn & it’s not Candy Crush’s fault 😹

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@livewithnoregrt Eat! Traveling would be a lot cheaper if I didn’t have to pay for food 🍣🥩🍹

travel for free or eat for free?

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

@TimJDillon The only nightmare of 2010’s was the music, but even so it was mostly party tunes to get drunk together with so it still promoted community 🥂

Life In 2026 Sucks Watch The FULL Episode Here: youtu.be/VVyMKE-p0S4

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Tim Dillon is quickly reaching George Carlin territory.

Vrabel at home this weekend trying to make it work

@PopCrave But sadly the shooter didn’t get it done… so why would they think this

Ben Stiller faces MAGA backlash after his Knicks celebration post was misinterpreted as a comment on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting.