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Studier of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.

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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)
SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !! ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US (I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)
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Dusty Baker
Dusty Baker@DustyBakerTV·
@JonRothstein When I think of a blueblood the first team that comes to mind is TCU Jon
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Jon Rothstein@JonRothstein·
TODAY'S EAST REGION (REGION OF BLUE BLOODS) GAMES: Duke/TCU Michigan State/Louisville
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
@CardN_AL LMAO what a baby soft bitch of a coach! I’d be embarrassed to say something like this about another coach and have it posted online for the world to see. Complete loser mentality letting stuff like that get to his head.
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⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️@CardN_AL·
This clip of literally everybody in the program hating SMU as much as we do might be my favorite of the entire series
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Bdjsh@addasmany·
@Harding4VA You just now learned Miami is in Ohio? What are you retarded? I get queen being in charlotte the are new enough, and even Oakland being in Michigan even though they make it to the tournament enough. But oh is litteraly in that Miami team name
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Elliott Harding
Elliott Harding@Harding4VA·
I love the NCAA tournament because every year we learn things like: Oakland…is in Michigan Miami…is in Ohio. Queens…is in Charlotte, NC Virginia Tech…is sitting at home
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
@PonyHype So you’re saying we should have used our size advantage? Huh, I wonder why no one thought about that.
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PONY UP HYPE TRAIN@PonyHype·
So they DO miss you just have to play defense
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Chris Vannini
Chris Vannini@ChrisVannini·
Between the Kentucky timeout, the missed Santa Clara timeout and now that missed Kentucky travel, the officiating in this final stretch has been questionable!
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Peter Di Spirito
Peter Di Spirito@peterdispirito2·
Snapshot of the left . You’re not allowed to voice your opinion. Anyone who watched Miami of Ohio and SMU game last and watched Auburn play this year could clearly see Auburn is better than both teams . One possession in the first half SMU had four offensive rebounds and 5 shots and failed to convert . Thats middle school
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
@jtuckermartin College athletics hate is the most complex form of hate. It’s hard to thread the needle of wanting just barley enough good things to happen to your rivals that they continue to lose.
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Tucker Martin
Tucker Martin@jtuckermartin·
I’m in the weird place as a UVa fan. Do I want UNC to lose? Of course. But if they do they probably fire Hubert. And I don’t want that. So this is tough
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
You can tell AJ Dybantsa grew up watching LeBron
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CFB Home
CFB Home@CFBHome·
The Pony Express 🟥🟦🐎
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L'B@loadmanagement4·
@KLF The average ACT is 22 -- I dont think many HPU grads are dining with foreign dignitaries.
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Ken Farnaso
Ken Farnaso@KLF·
Y'all are dunking on High Point University, but odds are most of you wouldn’t know what to do with yourselves if you wound up at dinner with a Fortune 10 CEO, elected official, or foreign dignitary. “Be yourself” only gets you so far.
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High Point University in NC, which beat Wisconsin in basketball today, conducts campus tours on golf carts, offers wealthy students private housing for $40,000 per year and built an "airplane-cabin interior" so that students could rehearse sitting next to an executive on a plane.

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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
@buddhaumd @GAMQ_1 @KLF Someone with a degree in a real field from a reputable university is going to be at the head of the line compared to someone with a degree in underwater conference calls from HPU
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
The best thing about March Madness is there’s so many games people immediately forget about your embarrassment as soon as another team loses in an even worse fashion.
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
I wish we could have played UT or BYU to open the tourney 😭
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Champagne Pony
Champagne Pony@CPony1911·
Being an SMU sports fan is quite brutal, actually.
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Logan Webber
Logan Webber@LoganWebber12·
@AggiesRecruitEx Smu lied to the selection committee to get into the tournament. Miami is America's team. Rooting for underdogs is more fun
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Aggies Recruiting@AggiesRecruitEx·
I've never seen a basketball game this biased. The announcers are having literal orgasms every time Miami scores. They haven't even mentioned SMU yet and we're already 13 minutes into the game. I'm serious. I haven't heard a word about SMU. Like what are we doing. I've never heard announcers sound so disappointed over a missed basket or foul than when Miami does it. This is so annoying.
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)@SMUHypeMachine·
@GoodmanHoops Correction: SMU said he was expected to be back, as mentioned in the tweet you’re referencing. Nowhere does it say he will be back.
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