
SMU Enjoyer (Certified)
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SMU Enjoyer (Certified)
@SMUHypeMachine
Studier of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.
Stuck in a time loop send hel- Katılım Temmuz 2023
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HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !!
ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US
(I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)
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@RedditCFB I’m pretty sure Rutgers invented college football
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• Invented College Football
• #1 in USNWR
• National Champions in Men’s Lacrosse
Princeton Men's Lacrosse@TigerLacrosse
The best run out we’ve had in 25 years 😉
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@mpete91 I feel like this confirms the fan theory that totaro is an angel of death coming to comfort the children as he slowly takes their mother (I think she gets better though?)
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@RedditCFB @IvyLeague Don’t worry once SMU’s men’s and women’s varsity lacrosse teams are put together we’ll avenge the ACC
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@SSN_California A Ugandan knuckles reference? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your tweet?
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@TIMBO_SL1CE @DarthDartagnan @HoodxBear Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Oski’s about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Oski and Timbo Slice had to regulate
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You can’t tell but I’m actually holding an AR-15 while taking this pic. Wouldn’t feel safe without it.

Jennifer Lawrie@Jen8310
@AdmiralBear01 Everybody in California calls at Cal Berkeley. And everybody in California knows the campus is dangerous as hell.
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@TIMBO_SL1CE Indiana has the best accounting program in the country. Wharton and Booth are known for economics and Wall Street finance. Berkeley Haas and Stanford known for venture capital finance, the Silicon Valley IPO money.
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Stick to supporting players who kill peoples in car accidents chief. People don’t associate the University of Georgia with education at all which goes without saying from the way you spell Berkeley.
Just a dad@McDuffhammer37
@RedditCFB Cal-Berkley degrees are not taken seriously outside of CA,and no one is confusing Indiana with Wharton.
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@CollegeFBonX The call to officially invite SMU into the ACC.
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@CJK5H_SMU I think this was just about 2-3 years ago but I don’t recall whatever happened to them. Expelled hopefully.
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@PenguinOfTroy AI slop that people should be embarrassed to post but somehow look at it and think “yeah this is fine”
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@SMUHypeMachine @ACCessPony @PonyKaiLLP We named a street after him briefly & then took it down. No clue why
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Nobody comes close to Paul Layne.
The 1976 SMU graduate famously attended 542 consecutive football games – both home and away – from his first year of college up through his passing in 2022

West Coast College Sports Guy@WCCSG_
Who is the best super fan in all of college football? 🏈
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Where should Five-Star DL Tyzon Swann go 🤔?
The 6’5 250 DL is ranked as the No. 6 Recruit in the 2028 Rivals Industry Rankings
on3.com/rivals/tyzon-s…

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@ACCessPony @PonyKaiLLP The fact that our program was absolutely atrocious throughout the majority of time makes his fandom that much more impressive tbh
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@GhostofGarbers This, but specifically the live Hell Freezes Over version
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@Golden_Bearz Only if I get added as a member of the cabinet with the title Secretary of Tomfoolery.
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@Clint_Foster55 Change the mascot to the Crawdads and throw the most epic crawfish boil to kick off the season each year!
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I think Ford considered the name Mustang only a few days before the game in Sept. 1963, and then after the game Iacocca made his speech simply for the pomp. So while not named after the SMU Mustangs, his enthusiasm about the team solidified his decision on the name.
dallasobserver.com/news/did-ford-…
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It’s frustrating that to this day you have to take Hayden Fry’s word or Lee Iaccoca’s word that the Ford Mustang is or isn’t named after the SMU Mustangs (Iacocca never outright denied it, but avoiding the question was likely better for business)
motortrend.com/features/1602-…
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