Lizzie McGuire’s gossip blog

My new song is out. You should drive around to it cause that’s partially what I wrote it for. Bonus points if you do it 🌿🚬💨🌈. Background ambient vocals by the lovely @MorganBosman open.spotify.com/track/0GtsOJhY…

@ask_aubry It just sounds like he really really really wants to masturbate

Anti-masturbation is so weird.

@randylaheyjr Like on your birthday or something?

My gf said i can simp for Phoebe Bridgers as a treat :)

Nope. Not happening. Bye.

“These are not fucking storm clouds!” #OhioToxicCloud #Ohio @nscorp #NorfolkSouthernDerailment

@FabioBenvolio Not to mention Zane and Syrus truesdale and chumley huffington. Like lol

I love how in yugioh gx they give half the characters in the American dub the most waspy ass names. Like Alexis Rhodes or Chaz Princeton lol

Me leaving Rocketown tonight

14 miles from my house, in East Palestine Ohio. Norfolk Southern assures us that the vinyl chloride spilling from the tanks of their derailed train and burning and turning into hydrogen chloride as it rises into the atmosphere and mixes with water vapor and turns into ......

oh my god

@ninaturner I love how now that conservatives have just now realized zoomers aren’t on their side, they’re trying to gaslight them now

Tweets like this are proof we need to teach comprehensive US History.

Seto Kaiba took over KaibaCorp and transformed it from a weapons manufacturer to a gaming company. Rock on dude

Academics don’t want you to know the truth about monsters and magic in ancient Egypt

@ShitpostGate @randylaheyjr

@MattBinder I love how these people are always trying to find some way and some exception to use a racial slur

elon musk apparently thinks its "concerning" that an AI chatbot won't use a racial slur

@GreenwichSylvia @mmannie123 @ask_aubry One time we got accused of being paid protestors and honestly kinda rude we weren’t told we were getting paid

"Stuff that never happened for $500, Alex".

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CoVOwmaOOM5/…

i saw two grammy voters quoted in that variety article who said they didn't vote for beyoncé because she always wins and every time she does something new "it's a big event" and it really pisses me off. people just don't like seeing Black women win "too much." it's nasty.

Beyoncé is never coming to this awards show again.

@Spenceerious If pole and hole are on the album then im interested