SPARKY!

@PettyLupone 🤦‍♀️

@KildayMorgan She called out khive in a tweet about this. That’s when I realized how many mutuals I had with her.

@seriousfun8309 Ouch.

@KildayMorgan My washcloths are like 80 grit sandpaper.

@DaniellaMicaela Do NOT waste the Speaker's time. 👏

I asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about her reaction to Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy saying he didn’t watch today’s hearing. “Anytime you mention his name, you're not getting an answer from me. Don't waste my time,” she told me.

@TBiggsTequila @brooke_AF Genital gazpacho 🤣

Because @brooke_AF called me on it, here are alternatives for crotch gumbo: Sack Stew Groin Goulash Taint Tartare Ball Bisque Nut Butter Genital Gazpacho

What sort of crotch gumbo does that house smell like? I mean, damn.

@DntMkThsWeird I bet her house doesn't smell like cat pee to her either.

@reesetheone1 Lead, follow or get out of the way.

She's a good role model.

@Langford21 Yes!

@WolvesforKamala 🤢

@KildayMorgan Did you see this one? I …

@chris_notcapn en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990%E2%8…

@chris_notcapn Well akshully the Supreme Court already ruled on it and recently there was a measles outbreak where state health officials vaccinated kids against their parents wishes.

What?

@seriousfun8309 I like them because they're more abrasive and I can throw them away.

@KildayMorgan Bathpoof? I'm good.

@Tsiser45 Well, that would mean that evolution was real and Adam and Eve weren't real and it would just collapse their whole world view.

@CortneyMiller22 @prime_bee I'm going to change my sheets today because of this.

@mnnurse10 Sweating when it doesn't evaporate is the worst.

@KildayMorgan Like that here too. You can damn near chew the air.

@DavidofSeattle That description of Holly Hunter's character makes me want to watch.

@chris_notcapn Is Elon Musk going to Mars any time soon?

How do I get off the planet?

@HeathenSassy I live in a right to work state. They can do whatever they want. I'm just excited that those republican passed laws will be turned on the people who voted for them.

@prime_bee If your husband doesn't wash himself with soap and you sleep with him... are you really clean either?

@PettyLupone Back are the diseases of the middle ages. Huzzah!

Humanity is done. Good run, though.

@TBiggsTequila Hmm she blocked you but not me 🤔

With world class speed.

Bail on anything? Simone Biles endured Larry Nasser's abuse and the back cracking pressure of being the greatest ever at what she does. Other than getting on my gotdamn nerves, what are you great at? Sit down. This ain't it.