SSBMDogWithABlog

keep barking!! they WILL beat you up

She's a 10 but she keeps accidentally peeing on the floor

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

you met me at a very low elo time of my life

it’s 2026 and people still think wavedashing is cheating this blows my mind

i am still philosophically uneasy about how we are able to slice almonds so thin, it’s probably how people felt about photography and nuclear weapons when they came out but i am still stuck on this one

piss the pants you want to pee in the world

lock me in a muzzle so i can’t bite back and then hunt me for sport

the evil urge to reply to any tweet involving the word pee

might start booing people during conversations i'm not interested in

when i’m so paranoid that everyone dislikes me that it becomes some sort of obsessive egocentricism cuz why do i think everyone thinks ab me that much

need these permanently on me

it’s okay to just kind of suck at life and suffer your whole existence

i be peeing while i reply to your dms btw

girl i’m bored, let’s pour our feelings out to one another

sex makes no sense to me wdym there’s no gacha mechanics what’s even the point man

i love being a woman but i hate the constantly rising threat of being seen as an evil sexual abuser predator man in a dress that hangs heavier over my head if i go outside without like makeup on and washed hair

ok well i misinterpreted what you said and it hurt my feelings so can you apologize to me

getting bullied by her spitting in my food r drink?!?!??!?!?

"you attract what you fear" oh nooo i sure hope this oven doesn’t preheat any faster