@shelley_zedkat dunno what's worse, bed head-to-window or bed head-to-door
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Sneaky Spider Man The Dead Meme
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Sneaky Spider Man The Dead Meme
@SSMTDM
4/10 fountain of facts and bullshit, tumblr purge relic. She/Her, pan, 20s.
Katılım Temmuz 2017
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@TafferKing451 Inb4 you buy taffee from garret, you chew on it and throw it down so it sticks to boots, every five taffees gets you a free bag of marbles
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And don't worry those of you who like to play more stealthily: we have a new ammo type and a new weapon coming that will help you "taff" about.
GIF
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This new harpoon is tipped with a sea urchin that violently explodes spines when agitated, and can be used on soft surfaces as a proximity trap, or hard surfaces as an immediate shrapnel explosive.
#gloomwood #screenshotsaturday
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@ELLISTYX Seshes at home, going out for hikes, good stuff ^^
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@ELLISTYX lmao keeping the barrel nestled between your shoulderblades while you do pull ups
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@EmsTheKat The point is that this behavior is kinda groomed
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@ABetterAt @Ni9003The @FreonCat Isn't the point that he shouldn't be sleeping with guys like that in the first place? Like he's so desperate to get laid he'd sleep with an obvious psycho.
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@ELLISTYX If game development of both mmos and slop have taught us anything, you can make basically anything fun if it's multiplayer.
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@ELLISTYX @Apathy_Gremlin Mix it with socializing, make it an outing with boyfie
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@inkblotPrincess Like out of movies in general the franchise probably comes the closest to having video-gamey bosses
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@inkblotPrincess Doesn't, 007 have bosses in general?
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@SSMTDM purple prose is a very old phrase that refers to writing that undesirably calls attention to itself via its use of unnecessarily extravagant and often sloppy writing
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if you say this is Ryukishi07 writing then you get hunted down on twt
Rosie ☮︎ ✌︎︎ ♡⃛@1rosieleft
I think the reason why this tumblr purple prose is so noticeably bad is because the writers come up with metaphors they like and then spend the next paragraph explaining said metaphor. It reads as both deeply self conscious and it underestimates the reader
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@inkblotPrincess more common in shared living, though a spare fridge to hold drinks or other sealed stuff isn't too bad
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two fridges is some nasty work. disciple of akademiks.
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@harryamoros kinda my first thoughts seeing frickbear chica I mean look at them
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@ELLISTYX I'm cummander shep hard and... tali..,g, guhh
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@ELLISTYX same same lmao, apart from when I need to work on small electronics grumble grumble grumble
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@ELLISTYX and now you know a little more about why middle aged dads hoard tools, there's hundreds of jobs like that on the list
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