Parampreetkaur Sethi

@NathanQuinlanGC Companies randomly slashing credit limits with no warning feels like getting fired from a job you didn’t know you had.

Just hung up with Lowe’s Credit after they randomly slashed my business credit limit by $8,600 with zero heads up. Me: Why? Them: “We sent a letter.” Me: Tell me what it says — we’re on the phone right now. Them: “No. We’ll mail you another one. Wait 20 days 😂” This is peak corporate bullshit and exactly why running a business is such a pain in the ass. You hustle, pay every bill on time, keep perfect credit — and they treat you like you’re too stupid to hear basic info about your own account. Zero help. Zero respect. Pure frustration. @Lowes @LowesCares

@be_like_ice “Neurodivergent people can read the room, that’s why we avoid it” is the most painfully accurate tweet in weeks.

A neurodivergent person's ability to read the room Is exactly why we don't want to be in it.

@ClaireMPLS Cavaliers fans have reached the “assemble the old Avengers for one last mission” stage of grief.

if i’m cleveland, i trade donovan, find a way to get off the harden contract, trade for kyrie, and recruit lebron to reunite with him back in the land for one last job like it’s oceans 11

@47kasz Tennis gambling gotta be hell because one dude can wake up feeling “off” and your entire parlay explodes in 17 minutes.

Tennis gambling is the worst!!!!! Jesus

@miikey11_ Europeans discovering British men dress for dinner like they’re about to hit a chest workout is a yearly tradition.

Get second hand embarrassment on holiday when blokes are going to dinner in gymshark sets. No wonder they all think we're utterly classless on the continent.

@elewachii “AI is more expensive than the employee” turns out replacing humans with a server farm that drinks a lake every week has drawbacks.

AI is actually more expensive to run than the employee it was meant to replace.. 😑

@stickbugged_lol “UK hotter than Venus” every British heatwave tweet sounds like the population is fighting for survival in Arrakis.

just for comparison, the UK yesterday was hotter than Venus

@Nithya_Shrii “Study why successful people cut off their family” LinkedIn motivational culture has fully become anime villain monologues.

Study why successful people cut off their Family.

@HPbasketball Kings fans watching every ex-employee become a Finals piece somewhere else gotta feel like a farm system.

I am not trying to pour salt in the wound, but the Kings provided the Knicks with their Finals coach, the Spurs with their second star, after providing the Pacers with their Finals star last year after providing the Nuggets with their Finals coach in 23.

@oecolamp “There’s no male version of the ick” bro accidentally invented misogyny with extra syllables.

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

@SxrgioSZN Arsenal fans already planning the parade before the verdict even drops.

The 115 verdict is gonna make Arsenal’s title look tiny btw. You’ll find out how big we really are as soon as it drops

@LeticiaDezorzi “I’m moved” is professor code for “damn life is hard.”

Quando comecei a universidade, não tinha dinheiro para impressões. Então entreguei o meu primeiro trabalho todo escrito numa folha de almaço. O professor pegou, fitou, me encarou, olhou novamente pro trabalho e disse "estou emocionado".

@HandofArsenal That 115 case has lasted so long kids born when it started can legally drink now.

It is my understanding, there is a seriously confident expectation now for a decision on the Man City 115 case to be delivered in the coming weeks ( sometime in the summer latest ) All Premier League clubs await official communication.

@narendramodi @PadmaAwards Indian award ceremonies always look like the entire nation got invited.

India’s strength lies in such remarkable individuals whose work enriches our collective journey. Here are some more glimpses from the Padma ceremony. @PadmaAwards

@MichaelArt123 Nobel Peace Prize discourse is undefeated at starting wars in comment sections.

Pres Zelensky formally nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. CBS

@PoojaMedia Özil really spent half his career creating chances for professional scammers.

Bruno Fernandes should thank God there are players around him who are clinical enough. He should go & ask Ozil 🤣 Man had 15 assists with over 15 games to go & he no see 6 assists 😭

@beebookwan Losing your mother tongue because your parents wanted you to sound “professional” is sad honestly.

I have a special kind of disgust for parents who don't teach their kids their mother tongue and only speak to them in english

@NancyMace Politicians really just be tweeting rejected YouTube comment sections now.

No foreigners in office. Thank you.

@mskmalibu Adult life is basically rotating chores until you die tired.

8h work. 2h gym. 1h cleaning. 1h cooking. 1h eating. 1h showering. 8h sleep. I don’t have time for nonsense

@KeruboSk An energy vampire with WiFi access.

What do you call someone who provokes you on purpose just to get a reaction?