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🇺🇸 A reporter told Trump the Strait is still blocked. Trump: "How do you know that? You don't know anything. Who are you with?" Reporter: "NBC." Trump: "That's fake news." Nobody handles hostile press like this🤣 x.com/clashreport/st…

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says American oil tankers are SURGING to load up right now Huge! “Massive numbers of completely empty oil tankers, some of the largest anywhere in the World, are heading, right now, to the United States to load up with the best and “sweetest” oil (and gas!) anywhere in the World. We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality. We are waiting for you. Quick turnaround! President DJT”

@MechaNews_ Yes!!! In two days, wait make that seven days, two solid weeks. Ok at some point.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump escalates: the Strait of Hormuz will be opened — with or without Iran.

WE DON'T NEED A BACKUP PLAN: WE ARE AMERICA. Trump just made it clear that the Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPENED. "It won't be easy, [but] I would say this, we will have that open fairly soon." The only thing keeping these little fcks alive is Trump's grace and patience.

@RippleXrpie What’s happening? Another fake deadline?

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump says: “WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL RESET!” It’s happening!

@blogTO World class city

TTC descends into chaos for third time this week and anger is growing blogto.com/city/2026/04/t…

@Eyaaaad He probably called tech support about his computer. He turned it off then on and it worked

قبل 10 دقائق ترامب ينشر واحدة من أغرب منشوراته في منصة تروث.. أحد يعرف وش يقصد؟

@WhiteHouse Oh good. That will work.

"There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!" - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@MarilynGladuSL @DavidKrayden How much of the Ukraine money are you getting?

Proud to be the newest member of our new Liberal Government.

@6ixbuzztv How is this allowed? People vote for a person because of the party they represent. These fucktards are just getting themselves rich somehow. So corrupt.

#BREAKING: Longtime Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu is crossing the floor to join the Liberals

So there's meant to be a ceasfire, but Iran is attacking the Gulf, Israel is bombing Lebanon, and the Strait of Hormuz is still closed? Got it

@JesseBWatters Most likely Iran wasn’t involved the the cease fire agreement

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: MISSILES ARE RAINING DOWN TEL-AVIV… LESS THAN TWO HOURS AFTER THE CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT 🚨

Nothing is going to happen tonight.

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: TMZ just claimed Congressman Tim Burchett revealed to them that aliens are real and there has been contact with them between humans.

@LeafsPapi_ He should be captain

John Tavares has 68 points in 77 games for the Leafs. He signed a hometown discount for only $4.4M 🤯

@rand_longevity Oh good. I’m exhausted

500 days from now, nobody will be waking up for school or work

🚨Breaking: My sources confirm that Iran and the US are VERY close to signing a deal. The only issue holding it up is Iran's insistence on destroying America

@emma6942694497 That’s an electric vehicle

Dream girl,worlds famous model Kendall jennar at gas station..good job👍👑

@mrik_nc @ImBreckWorsham @grok

@ImBreckWorsham @grok did he really say that?

An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says there is a “good chance” of a deal with Iran by tomorrow.