Bob Ross Cyberfunk

No matter what, you will always have more value than F1 wet tires.

@flynner2634 @esjesjesj Bitch you don't even exist. FOH.

Trump supporters constantly reply to me with "you're Jewish." They are not my fellow Americans.

@FunnyJim1965 @LarryDJonesJr @RepRaskin You must be the dumbest man in yours if you believe this BS

@LarryDJonesJr @RepRaskin is the dumbest man in his state. He has not understood the constitution since he was elected. He has failed to learn it. He loves quoting a constitutional amendment that is totally inapplicable to what he thinks it says. Chemo must have fried his brain.

🚨BREAKING: Jamie Raskin said, “Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election. He might win, but we’ll ensure he doesn’t step foot in the Oval Office.”

@RjbRocklin @LarryDJonesJr @SpeakerJohnson Girl if you are dumb enough to believe this, it explains a lot about your politics

@LarryDJonesJr He must be removed from congress. Where in the hell is @SpeakerJohnson

BREAKING: Federal agents just took down Skyler Philippi, a Tennessee man caught plotting to dismantle Nashville’s energy infrastructure using a weapon of mass destruction. This isn't some one-off; Philippi’s motivations are rooted in a white supremacist accelerationist ideology – those hellbent on accelerating societal collapse to build their so-called ethnostate. This guy wasn't just talking; he reportedly went all out – gathering explosives, scoping out Nashville substations, and even performing a Nordic ritual right before he planned to strike. Philippi laid out his plans to undercover operatives, thinking he was safe, discussing everything from escape tactics to burning his own clothes to avoid leaving a trace. Federal authorities had him clocked the entire time. Now, with the right charges, he’s looking at life behind bars. Let this be a reminder: the FBI is watching, and this kind of hate-fueled terror plot won’t slip by unchecked.

@lolnochilly @vanillaopinions But were you good at it?

@vanillaopinions I got in the top 97th percentile on the SATs and then spent the next 3 years addicted to hard drugs and being a career criminal so I don't know about that

reminder that your act/sat score does mostly determine the rest of your life

@TruthorConseq12 @GuntherEagleman The Scott Pressler that is under investigation for voter registration fraud? That Scott Pressler?

@GuntherEagleman Scott Presler worked a masterclass in PA. They just found out.

BREAKING: Source inside the Kamala Harris campaign says Kamala has gone absolutely batsht crazy at the lack of voter turnout in PA. “She snapped”

@Carmen50 @kenklippenstein Hold up. Don't tell me you think that Trump is going to be tougher on ISRAEL??

@kenklippenstein Biden should be remembered for this

What a disgrace that someone died for this PR stunt

Calling it now: If Trump loses, Elon is going to be the scapegoat

@ParklandsDad @AndrewKossMusic @USA_Polling "They will be the donkey"? What language was this translated from?

7,735 responses in a day and a half I gotta know how they're doing that

if trump loses tomorrow this will be happening to homes all across america:

@AbsarokaJim Lol. Lmao. Sooner or later Jim, you're just going or have to realize that America just isn't that into you or your little cult.

What to do if they cheat again? There are 27 Republican governors. In conference, they unanimously expel the blue states, hold a new election, inaugurate the new POTUS, ratify necessary changes to US Constitution (term limits, anti-corrupt measures, etc) then force unification

@HerbsandDirt @AP At this point, the only scenario where it gets called on election night is really bad for Trump, so...

@AP Dems can’t cheat as effectively if results are same night. Have we learned nothing from 2020?

The Neo-Nazi on the left in the black shirt committed suicide after he was arrested in Arizona for trafficking 15kg of fentanyl from Mexico, for which he was paid just $215 by a drug cartel.

@Steph10112096 @alexanderkaiju @USA_Polling I cannot imagine being this much of a loser about another country's politics.

@alexanderkaiju @USA_Polling 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸47🔥

Pennsylvania Presidential Polling: Harris (D): 51% Trump (R): 48% Survation / Nov 4, 2024

@DukeStow @WeamSTL @ilihan10 @SwannMarcus89 Man I wish you were right....but living here, I can tell you it ain't happening.

The vibe shift is out of control

@jasmine_keith @stormrobinson @AP I love how the MAGA folks have created this world for themselves where Trump cannot legitimately lose. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.

@stormrobinson @AP It takes a bit of time to figure out how many more ballots you need to populate to win

Donald Trump wants the presidential winner to be declared on election night. Why that's highly unlikely. apnews.com/article/voting…

@Lemelson I did. Pretty much summed up by this, followed by a church pitch. Nice job on the production though. But, some advice, maybe don't do the whole "super secret clandestine meeting" thing. It undermines your pitch. You'd do better appearing in a relaxed setting, in natural light.

#Latest @NateSilver538 Forecast: Chance of winning: Trump 50% Harris 49% . Electoral votes: Harris 271.5 Trump 266.5 natesilver.net/p/nate-silver-

@Lemelson If you're an expat, that's fine. But there's a whole lotta idiots around the globe chiming in on this.

@STelesto @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 So, according to you Americans' opinions are only considered valid when they are physically located within the geographic boundaries of the United States?

zoom in on every single person in the background lol

@Lemelson @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 When you're trying to inject yourself into American politics? Yes.

@STelesto @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 You actually rate opinions based on someone's location? That's your standard?