Sam Webb

@henrywinter football needs the Sunday Supplement more than ever right now, Henry. Bring it back would you.

I’d like to report a murder 😆

@_JackStephenss best crosser in the premier league

Literally says ‘you know’ twice in the first 30 seconds. Dunce

I hate ‘puresport run club’, possibly more than I’ve ever hated anything in my life. Hate it with a passion. Incinerate anything and everything to do with it, including the people that wear it. If that means the entire Battersea population then so be it.

@Declan_Tipper @_JackStephenss Out me mentions la.

@_JackStephenss @SVMUELX Just been sick man

~8 months until club smoking areas become NFT think-tanks again

The deal is complicated by Jeremy’s mother & agent, Sue, who is known to be a tricky customer.

@WillBroughtonn @coachp_86 Crap players (bar Rodrigo) that all think they’re too good for the Champ but failed miserably at Prem level. Get em gone, I’ll pay their train fare 🤝🏼

@coachp_86 Some business this @SVMUELX 😮‍💨

Koch - 12.5m, out on loan Kristensen - 12m, out on loan Wober - 12m, out on loan Aaronson - 25m, out on loan Roca - 10m, out on loan Llorente - 18m, out on loan Roberts - 2.5m, sold for 500k Rodrigo - 27m, sold for 3m 119m Spent, 3.5m recouped. An absolute disgrace. #LUFC

@Jonmichael171 I’ll take them

@PatrickMarsden4 Still available?

Brothers are out there meticulously studying macro data and reading Fed minutes in an attempt to scrape a meagre % return when all they needed to do was gan doon Sainos in 2020 with a wheelbarrow and ride off into the sunset

@harrywillturner He’s flawed, Harry - that’s true. Most geniuses are.

@SVMUELX Bit of infidelity with a Bollywood model in the mix too swebbo don’t forget

Grow fonder of Novak Djokovic every time I hear the man speak. Falsely depicted by media & fans because he’s not got Swiss flair or Spanish passion, which juxtaposed with his Serbian grit makes him seem the villain. Actually a top bloke, elite mindset and family man.

Convinced if he was more marketable there would be much much more fanfare around him being the greatest athlete of all time. CC: @AliMoozany

@TownsJake @wingingdadlife This still available?

@lufc_hirsty @lufc_ticket Still got it?

@lufc_ticket Got a spare 19-22 ticket for tonight’s game in north west corner as can’t make it. Face value £29

@ozcaaa @lufc_ticket @lufcticketswaps still available?

19-22 ticket for tonight, south east upper. Face value @lufc_ticket @lufcticketswaps #lufc

@CiaranHouston1 @Manutdfan2022 😂😂😂